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[2012-03-11 13:56:01] » You are now known as Ilya.
[2012-03-11 13:56:25] DM: Alrighty...
[2012-03-11 13:56:35] » Obormot\Gaia is now known as Aleksei\Gaia.
[2012-03-11 13:56:37] DM: So, ChrisR might be a touch late.
[2012-03-11 13:56:41] » Obormot_ is now known as Aleksei.
[2012-03-11 13:56:47] DM: And by a touch, I mean up to an hour.
[2012-03-11 13:57:17] DM: So… while I deal with these raviolis that are boiling over… please feel free to peruse the following:
[2012-03-11 13:57:35] DM: http://kingmaker.xthemage.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15
[2012-03-11 13:57:43] DM: http://kingmaker.xthemage.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16
[2012-03-11 13:57:44] DM: and...
[2012-03-11 13:57:54] DM: and that's it.
[2012-03-11 14:00:10] DM: Alrighty.
[2012-03-11 14:00:14] DM: Who's here?
[2012-03-11 14:00:17] Ilya: \o
[2012-03-11 14:00:23] Elias: yo
[2012-03-11 14:00:26] Bolgan: word
[2012-03-11 14:00:29] Aleksei: hi
[2012-03-11 14:00:32] Taranis: yoyo
[2012-03-11 14:00:42] Aleksei: heh
[2012-03-11 14:00:44] DM: Excellent. That's everyone.
[2012-03-11 14:01:09] DM: To recap from last week:
[2012-03-11 14:01:42] DM: After returning to Olegs' you found that the Swordlords of Restov had taken note of your defeat of the Stag Lord, and expanded the scope of your charter.
[2012-03-11 14:02:27] Aleksei: We're heroes!
[2012-03-11 14:02:33] DM: You are now tasked with founding a Kingdom out in the Greenbelt, continuing to map the area, and expanding your territories further South, past Tuskwater Lake.
[2012-03-11 14:02:50] Bolgan: ooh, it's civ time
[2012-03-11 14:02:55] Taranis: (I assume there is no objection to Elias taking the arrows, as our only real archer)
[2012-03-11 14:03:02] DM: Several logistical challenges present themselves, many of which will be handled offline.
[2012-03-11 14:03:04] Ilya: no objections
[2012-03-11 14:03:24] DM: You might however, wish to consider what this new empire will be named.
[2012-03-11 14:03:31] DM: As well as what roles each of you will play in it.
[2012-03-11 14:03:49] Bolgan: Americafuckyeah
[2012-03-11 14:03:52] Aleksei: Nope
[2012-03-11 14:03:54] Bolgan: :/
[2012-03-11 14:04:02] DM: That said, you're now pretty much on your own.
[2012-03-11 14:04:10] Aleksei: prepares his knee-jerk veto button
[2012-03-11 14:04:17] Taranis: Aleksei's nation names are stupid
[2012-03-11 14:04:22] Aleksei: So's your face
[2012-03-11 14:04:32] DM: No need to russian to any decisions on that front.
[2012-03-11 14:04:33] Taranis: Yes, but my brain is not.
[2012-03-11 14:04:36] Bolgan: :|
[2012-03-11 14:04:43] Aleksei: Well
[2012-03-11 14:04:45] Aleksei: Meanwhile
[2012-03-11 14:04:51] Aleksei: Let's go rescue and/or kill some stuff
[2012-03-11 14:04:52] DM: Aw, ukrain about my pun?
[2012-03-11 14:04:55] Aleksei: Possibly the SAME stuff
[2012-03-11 14:05:15] Bolgan: that shit barely makes sense said out loud :|
[2012-03-11 14:05:23] Taranis: Well my first question is "how long do we spend at Oleg's before we head out?"
[2012-03-11 14:05:45] DM: It is currently June 3rd.
[2012-03-11 14:05:57] DM: Building supplies are slated to begin arriving on or about June 10th.
[2012-03-11 14:06:19] Taranis: do
[2012-03-11 14:06:20] Taranis: so
[2012-03-11 14:07:01] DM: For reference, you have mapped out your territories thusly:
[2012-03-11 14:07:03] Taranis: looks up from copying spells into his spellbook to say
[2012-03-11 14:07:22] DM: http://obormot.ath.cx/~obormot/kingmaker/kingmaker_map.pdf
[2012-03-11 14:07:32] Elias: Well Elias for the most part starts arranging a sort of Ranger corps out of people who can hunt and track.
[2012-03-11 14:07:38] Taranis: I propose we start settlers here, before moving south to establish a stronger position at Tuskwater lake.
[2012-03-11 14:08:06] Elias: When he's not scouting perimeters or hunting food, he's probably doting on the centipede eggs.
[2012-03-11 14:08:52] DM: Noted. Remind me when Elias hits L5
[2012-03-11 14:08:53] DM: L4
[2012-03-11 14:09:52] Elias: okie dokie
[2012-03-11 14:09:53] DM: So... what are your plans now?
[2012-03-11 14:09:55] Taranis: And if we're doing that, we should focus our exploration efforts on the immediate area
[2012-03-11 14:10:38] DM: Is that then the plan?
[2012-03-11 14:10:38] Aleksei\Gaia: Well
[2012-03-11 14:10:42] Aleksei\Gaia: We need to go talk to pixies
[2012-03-11 14:10:44] Aleksei\Gaia: So
[2012-03-11 14:10:47] Aleksei\Gaia: Sure, let's explore
[2012-03-11 14:10:48] DM: Pixies, you say.
[2012-03-11 14:10:51] Aleksei\Gaia: But in that direction
[2012-03-11 14:10:54] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 14:11:13] Taranis: Well, they were… where?
[2012-03-11 14:11:24] Taranis: C5, I guess?
[2012-03-11 14:11:25] DM: You finally met up with them in C4
[2012-03-11 14:11:27] Taranis: maybe C4?
[2012-03-11 14:11:55] DM: So you head that way? (btw, B5 should be explored)
[2012-03-11 14:12:12] Taranis: then let's hit B4 to C4
[2012-03-11 14:12:15] Taranis: and move on from there
[2012-03-11 14:12:22] DM: Ok, exploring all the way.
[2012-03-11 14:12:26] Ilya: we explore in that direction, yes
[2012-03-11 14:12:48] Taranis: Before that, how long are we at Oleg's before we leave?
[2012-03-11 14:13:14] DM: I don't recall anyone having any reason to stay except you.
[2012-03-11 14:13:19] Ilya: well
[2012-03-11 14:14:24] Aleksei\Gaia: I am in a hurry
[2012-03-11 14:14:28] Aleksei\Gaia: To save the poor unicorns!
[2012-03-11 14:14:34] Ilya: Oh gosh calm down
[2012-03-11 14:14:49] Taranis: I'm just trying to understand how many spell I was able to add to my book
[2012-03-11 14:14:49] Aleksei\Gaia: What
[2012-03-11 14:14:53] Ilya: We stayed there long enough to deal w/ Jhod
[2012-03-11 14:14:56] Aleksei\Gaia: Haven't you ever had a vision from YOUR deity
[2012-03-11 14:15:10] Aleksei\Gaia: But anyway that was like a couple days right
[2012-03-11 14:15:17] Taranis: I have no idea
[2012-03-11 14:15:30] Elias: Aren't visions, by definition, not always accurate?
[2012-03-11 14:15:31] Taranis: for all I know we had like 1 hour for breakfast and talking to Jhod
[2012-03-11 14:15:33] Ilya: so now we can bounce
[2012-03-11 14:15:48] Aleksei\Gaia: I dunno
[2012-03-11 14:15:50] Aleksei\Gaia: Are they?
[2012-03-11 14:15:52] Ilya: of course Taranis's book will suffer
[2012-03-11 14:15:53] Aleksei\Gaia: shrugs
[2012-03-11 14:16:26] DM: You spent a full day at Oleg's as I recall.
[2012-03-11 14:16:37] Elias: That's what I always heard. Some guy at a bar says he sees little green fairies.....turns out it's just a particular side effect of the booze
[2012-03-11 14:16:51] Ilya: So we can set out then
[2012-03-11 14:16:52] DM: The morning after, Jhod, Akiros and Auchs set off to the south.
[2012-03-11 14:16:56] Ilya: right
[2012-03-11 14:16:58] Ilya: they're off
[2012-03-11 14:17:01] Ilya: so we can be off too
[2012-03-11 14:17:03] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 14:17:17] Aleksei\Gaia: Yeah but this time I got a vision without even drinking anything fun!
[2012-03-11 14:17:27] Aleksei\Gaia: I know all about those other kinds of visions
[2012-03-11 14:18:04] DM: It takes you the better part of the 3rd and 4th to draw up detailed maps of the area enroute to where you met the Pixies.
[2012-03-11 14:19:04] DM: But finally, you enter the deeper parts of the forest, and hear giggles echoing back and forth between the trees.
[2012-03-11 14:19:13] Aleksei\Gaia: woo
[2012-03-11 14:19:33] » Tyg_n_Perlivash joined the chat room.
[2012-03-11 14:19:47] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Hey, it's those human!
[2012-03-11 14:19:55] Tyg_n_Perlivash: (+s)
[2012-03-11 14:19:56] Aleksei\Gaia: Hi!
[2012-03-11 14:19:57] Aleksei\Gaia: waves
[2012-03-11 14:20:00] Bolgan: (your mom's a human)
[2012-03-11 14:20:05] Elias: Greetings
[2012-03-11 14:20:07] Aleksei\Gaia: You remember us, that's cool
[2012-03-11 14:20:09] Bolgan: frowns
[2012-03-11 14:20:20] Aleksei\Gaia: What's up? You guys doing ok?
[2012-03-11 14:20:25] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Oh... and umm... whatchemacallit...
[2012-03-11 14:20:39] Tyg_n_Perlivash: one of those... short things...
[2012-03-11 14:20:43] Tyg_n_Perlivash: dwarks?
[2012-03-11 14:20:45] Bolgan: . . . dwarf.
[2012-03-11 14:20:49] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Oh, that.
[2012-03-11 14:20:52] Tyg_n_Perlivash: That's no fun to say.
[2012-03-11 14:20:53] Bolgan: :|
[2012-03-11 14:21:14] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Yeah... those meanies down the river went away!
[2012-03-11 14:21:24] Elias: We told you we'd take care of them
[2012-03-11 14:21:24] Ilya: We've dealt with them.
[2012-03-11 14:21:38] Ilya: Aleksei, ask your questions and then let us be on our way.
[2012-03-11 14:21:44] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Questions?
[2012-03-11 14:21:45] Aleksei\Gaia: That's cool
[2012-03-11 14:21:46] Aleksei\Gaia: Well
[2012-03-11 14:21:47] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Like a game?
[2012-03-11 14:21:51] Aleksei\Gaia: Kinda?
[2012-03-11 14:21:53] Aleksei\Gaia: We were wondering
[2012-03-11 14:21:57] Tyg_n_Perlivash: oooh!
[2012-03-11 14:21:58] Aleksei\Gaia: Do you guys know any unicorns
[2012-03-11 14:22:45] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Unicorns? Haven't seen one of those in at least a few... err... umm... was it weeks, or years?
[2012-03-11 14:22:53] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Years, yeah, that's it.
[2012-03-11 14:22:56] Aleksei\Gaia: Well
[2012-03-11 14:23:16] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Wasn't much fun, always running around. It never liked our games.
[2012-03-11 14:23:21] Ilya: Perhaps your vision was of the past, Aleksei.
[2012-03-11 14:23:24] Aleksei\Gaia: I saw a vision of some evil woman killing a unicorn
[2012-03-11 14:23:36] Bolgan: (sexism?)
[2012-03-11 14:23:48] Aleksei\Gaia: Do you guys know anything about what happened to it?
[2012-03-11 14:23:51] Aleksei\Gaia: (what)
[2012-03-11 14:23:56] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Oh, right Perlie. There was that one that Tiressa was talking about...
[2012-03-11 14:23:59] Tyg_n_Perlivash: She might know.
[2012-03-11 14:24:11] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Yeah.
[2012-03-11 14:24:13] Aleksei\Gaia: Oh? Who's Tiressa?
[2012-03-11 14:24:30] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Down South. We don't go there much these days... lots of meanies down there.
[2012-03-11 14:24:52] Aleksei\Gaia: What's she like? Is she like, human, or like you guys?
[2012-03-11 14:24:56] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Human?
[2012-03-11 14:24:57] Ilya: Hmmm.
[2012-03-11 14:25:09] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Hah, of course not. Nothing so crude.
[2012-03-11 14:25:13] Tyg_n_Perlivash: er...
[2012-03-11 14:25:15] Tyg_n_Perlivash: umm...
[2012-03-11 14:25:24] Tyg_n_Perlivash: I mean... nothing so ... friendly?
[2012-03-11 14:25:32] Aleksei\Gaia: :|
[2012-03-11 14:25:35] Elias: chuckles
[2012-03-11 14:25:36] Tyg_n_Perlivash: She's well, umm...
[2012-03-11 14:25:54] Bolgan: smirks
[2012-03-11 14:26:19] Ilya: She's...?
[2012-03-11 14:27:33] Ilya: taps his foot
[2012-03-11 14:27:37] Tyg_n_Perlivash: is at a loss for words
[2012-03-11 14:27:41] Tyg_n_Perlivash: (*are)
[2012-03-11 14:27:47] Tyg_n_Perlivash: She's... well...
[2012-03-11 14:27:52] Ilya: Perhaps they're referring to the witch that we heard rumors about.
[2012-03-11 14:27:52] Tyg_n_Perlivash: She's another one of us from the first world.
[2012-03-11 14:27:52] Aleksei\Gaia: Ok well
[2012-03-11 14:27:55] Ilya: The location fits.
[2012-03-11 14:27:56] Aleksei\Gaia: Oho
[2012-03-11 14:28:04] Aleksei\Gaia: Some sort of a fey
[2012-03-11 14:28:06] Aleksei\Gaia: Well
[2012-03-11 14:28:08] Aleksei\Gaia: Thank you!
[2012-03-11 14:28:13] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Sure.
[2012-03-11 14:28:27] Aleksei\Gaia: And hey if anyone else bothers you guys
[2012-03-11 14:28:30] Aleksei\Gaia: You let us know
[2012-03-11 14:28:36] Aleksei\Gaia: We'll make them go away too
[2012-03-11 14:28:49] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Yay!
[2012-03-11 14:28:55] Bolgan: (quick - hand me a level so I can penetrate magic DR)
[2012-03-11 14:29:08] Aleksei\Gaia: hands Bolgan a negative level
[2012-03-11 14:29:09] Ilya: But in return you have to promise not to bother any humans who come through here.
[2012-03-11 14:29:15] Aleksei\Gaia: (that counts, right?)
[2012-03-11 14:29:16] Bolgan: :|
[2012-03-11 14:29:52] Tyg_n_Perlivash: Of course! We wouldn't bother anyone at all...
[2012-03-11 14:29:53] Tyg_n_Perlivash: ever!
[2012-03-11 14:30:00] Aleksei\Gaia: beams
[2012-03-11 14:30:00] Ilya: nods
[2012-03-11 14:30:04] Aleksei\Gaia: See? Everyone is happy.
[2012-03-11 14:30:06] Ilya: Good.
[2012-03-11 14:30:09] Ilya: Let's move.
[2012-03-11 14:30:22] » Tyg_n_Perlivash left the chat room.
[2012-03-11 14:30:24] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 14:30:26] DM: Where to now?
[2012-03-11 14:30:41] Ilya: Southwards imo
[2012-03-11 14:30:43] Taranis: Well, since they didn't give any area...
[2012-03-11 14:31:03] Ilya: so
[2012-03-11 14:31:08] Ilya: reading this rumor description
[2012-03-11 14:31:08] Aleksei\Gaia: South in the direction of the place we were planning to go
[2012-03-11 14:31:19] Ilya: we want to go to the southern tip of tuskwater lake
[2012-03-11 14:31:31] Ilya: oh no wait
[2012-03-11 14:31:32] Taranis: I'd want to get the area around Oleg's explored before we push further
[2012-03-11 14:31:39] Ilya: the northern or western shore
[2012-03-11 14:32:00] Ilya: The Northern and Western shores of the lake consist primarily of in towering cliffs breaking up swampy valleys.
[2012-03-11 14:32:00] Ilya: In one of these valleys lives a witch. Often referred to by hunters as "The Swamp Witch", she is rumored to consort with demons, steal children (which she brews into stew in her magic cauldron), and have the ability to turn those who trespass into scarecrows for her garden. This reminds Trip of a story that her troupe of performers would put on… a swamp witch would bestow a dreadful curse on all those who trespassed on her land, but could be friendly enough if you called out her name before entering her yard.
[2012-03-11 14:32:02] Taranis: so you want to aim for row G?
[2012-03-11 14:32:12] Ilya: I want to aim for that
[2012-03-11 14:32:52] Aleksei\Gaia: Seems reasonable
[2012-03-11 14:33:06] DM: F'ref, the Thorn flows into C4 from the West.
[2012-03-11 14:33:07] Taranis: Are you sure the pixies were talking about the witch?
[2012-03-11 14:33:16] Taranis: that looks to me more like two parallel and unrelated conversations
[2012-03-11 14:33:19] Ilya: No, but definitely sure enough to go check it out.
[2012-03-11 14:33:43] Aleksei\Gaia: Every place we go that isn't a place we have already been is a good place to go
[2012-03-11 14:33:44] Ilya: part of the problem is i don;t have a map
[2012-03-11 14:33:48] Elias: I would just suggest we not tangle with any green dragons yet
[2012-03-11 14:33:52] Taranis: http://obormot.ath.cx/~obormot/kingmaker/kingmaker_map.pdf
[2012-03-11 14:34:00] Taranis: If we're going to put the settlers at Oleg's to start
[2012-03-11 14:34:08] Taranis: then we probably want to at least explore all the hexes surrounding there
[2012-03-11 14:34:26] Aleksei\Gaia: Well the map hasn't been updated with the newest info
[2012-03-11 14:34:26] Aleksei\Gaia: But
[2012-03-11 14:34:27] Aleksei\Gaia: Yeah
[2012-03-11 14:34:40] Taranis: which means we should explore: C6, B6, A6, A5
[2012-03-11 14:34:50] Aleksei\Gaia: So you're saying
[2012-03-11 14:34:57] Taranis: as I don't believe we saw any of those yet
[2012-03-11 14:34:59] Aleksei\Gaia: Make sure nothing is around here that will eat people
[2012-03-11 14:35:06] Ilya: But
[2012-03-11 14:35:09] Aleksei\Gaia: And then move on to explore this quest lead?
[2012-03-11 14:35:10] Ilya: But there's evil out there!
[2012-03-11 14:35:13] Taranis: ok, B6 we've got
[2012-03-11 14:35:16] Ilya: points
[2012-03-11 14:35:30] Taranis: And there might be evil right next to where we're about to settle a bunch of farmers.
[2012-03-11 14:35:37] Ilya: Well that seems unlikely.
[2012-03-11 14:35:37] Aleksei\Gaia: Well
[2012-03-11 14:35:39] Taranis: It is only logical to secure the immediate area first.
[2012-03-11 14:35:54] Aleksei\Gaia: Desna wouldn't send me a vision that didn't tell me to do the thing that was the right thing to do
[2012-03-11 14:35:56] Aleksei\Gaia: So
[2012-03-11 14:35:57] Aleksei\Gaia: imo
[2012-03-11 14:36:03] Ilya: (sandy you're handling the chat log right?)
[2012-03-11 14:36:05] Aleksei\Gaia: We go check out this chick
[2012-03-11 14:36:06] Aleksei\Gaia: (yes)
[2012-03-11 14:36:12] Ilya: k
[2012-03-11 14:36:15] » You left the room.
[2012-03-11 14:36:21] » You left the room.
[2012-03-11 14:36:27] » You rejoined the room.
[2012-03-11 14:36:30] Ilya: .
[2012-03-11 14:36:32] Bolgan: .
[2012-03-11 14:36:35] DM: Ok...
[2012-03-11 14:37:03] DM: So C6, B6, A6, A5
[2012-03-11 14:37:16] Aleksei\Gaia: Hang on we haven't said we do that yet
[2012-03-11 14:37:18] Ilya: fine fine if you insist
[2012-03-11 14:37:26] Ilya: I don't want our peasants to get eaten
[2012-03-11 14:37:28] Taranis: (also, we should pick up whatever potions Bokken has completed)
[2012-03-11 14:37:53] Aleksei\Gaia: I guess I'll go along with this decision
[2012-03-11 14:38:04] Ilya: but THEN
[2012-03-11 14:38:06] Ilya: then we go find evil
[2012-03-11 14:38:07] Aleksei\Gaia: But if evil witches come here from over there and eat our peasants later
[2012-03-11 14:38:08] Ilya: and slay it.
[2012-03-11 14:38:15] Ilya: well
[2012-03-11 14:38:17] Aleksei\Gaia: I'm gonna say that I told you so.
[2012-03-11 14:38:22] Ilya: we'll go kill the witches before they have a chance
[2012-03-11 14:38:24] Ilya: to do that
[2012-03-11 14:38:26] Ilya: (hopefully)
[2012-03-11 14:38:30] Aleksei\Gaia: hopefully.
[2012-03-11 14:38:45] Aleksei\Gaia: So yeah exploration now
[2012-03-11 14:38:46] Aleksei\Gaia: gogogo
[2012-03-11 14:39:14] DM: so as before...
[2012-03-11 14:39:21] Bolgan: sometimes the journey is what's important
[2012-03-11 14:39:28] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 14:39:40] Bolgan: other wise but vague shit
[2012-03-11 14:40:33] Elias: That's what monks do, isn't it?
[2012-03-11 14:40:40] Bolgan: sage
[2012-03-11 14:40:42] Elias: offer vague wisdom?
[2012-03-11 14:40:42] DM: Ok
[2012-03-11 14:42:37] DM: You start exploring hexes.
[2012-03-11 14:43:11] Elias: survival checks?
[2012-03-11 14:43:18] DM: (at the end)
[2012-03-11 14:43:28] Elias: or do we just walk around until we find things?
[2012-03-11 14:43:33] DM: You break out of the forest, and out into the final steppes.
[2012-03-11 14:43:58] DM: Let's have some Perception checks from everyone.
[2012-03-11 14:44:17] Ilya: !try -1
[2012-03-11 14:44:17] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 14:44:17] DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > - 1 = 19
[2012-03-11 14:44:19] Ilya: :D
[2012-03-11 14:44:23] Bolgan: !try 9
[2012-03-11 14:44:23] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 14:44:23] DiceBot: 1d20 < 17 = 17 > + 9 = 26
[2012-03-11 14:44:28] Bolgan: :D
[2012-03-11 14:44:31] Ilya: (and for that all of my attack rolls will be in the 2-6 range)
[2012-03-11 14:44:39] Elias: !try 11
[2012-03-11 14:44:39] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 14:44:39] DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 11 = 30
[2012-03-11 14:44:54] Aleksei\Gaia: !try 3;perception
[2012-03-11 14:44:54] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei\Gaia :
[2012-03-11 14:44:54] DiceBot: (perception) 1d20 < 17 = 17 > + 3 = 20
[2012-03-11 14:44:58] Bolgan: wow
[2012-03-11 14:45:01] Bolgan: we're fucked
[2012-03-11 14:45:18] DM: Excellent.
[2012-03-11 14:45:51] Taranis: !try 2
[2012-03-11 14:45:51] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 14:45:51] DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 2 = 8
[2012-03-11 14:47:28] Ilya: whatever we're perceiving against better be avoidable :|
[2012-03-11 14:47:33] DM: You're exploring the Northernmost reaches of the Kamelands, when Elias notices some carefully arranged coverings a bit further up.
[2012-03-11 14:47:56] DM: that is to say, some piles of leaves and sticks that appear to be some sort of trapdoors.
[2012-03-11 14:48:20] Ilya: What.
[2012-03-11 14:48:23] Elias: Hmmm
[2012-03-11 14:48:33] Ilya: that sounds ridiculously suspicious
[2012-03-11 14:48:33] DM: His innate knowledge of vermin in fact is able to identify these as the lairs of three trap-door spiders.
[2012-03-11 14:48:34] Elias: Looks like a door
[2012-03-11 14:48:38] Ilya: Oh
[2012-03-11 14:48:45] Ilya: So that's a thing.
[2012-03-11 14:48:46] Elias: trap-door in fact
[2012-03-11 14:48:50] Elias: for spiders
[2012-03-11 14:48:53] Aleksei\Gaia: Trap-door spiders do make trap doors
[2012-03-11 14:48:55] Aleksei\Gaia: I hear.
[2012-03-11 14:49:03] Ilya: has never heard of this before
[2012-03-11 14:49:07] DM: Those doors, are in fact, trapped.
[2012-03-11 14:49:10] Bolgan: spiders love doors
[2012-03-11 14:49:12] DM: by spiders
[2012-03-11 14:49:24] Elias: well we have someone with trap expertise?
[2012-03-11 14:49:46] Ilya: well
[2012-03-11 14:49:49] DM: (just to be clear, a trap-door spider is one that hides beneath a bunch of stuff and then jumps out, and goes boo)
[2012-03-11 14:49:52] Ilya: we know where the traps are
[2012-03-11 14:49:54] DM: (and then eats you)
[2012-03-11 14:49:54] Ilya: we can avoid them
[2012-03-11 14:49:59] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 14:50:10] Ilya: The alternative is killing them
[2012-03-11 14:50:19] Elias: Let's avoid them this time please?
[2012-03-11 14:50:22] Ilya: Sure
[2012-03-11 14:50:26] Ilya: Mark it on the map
[2012-03-11 14:50:38] DM: The remainder of your 5-day exploration trek is uneventful.
[2012-03-11 14:50:44] DM: Except for one thing...
[2012-03-11 14:50:50] Ilya: I assume that these spiders won't go out hunting
[2012-03-11 14:50:55] Ilya: or any sort of thing of that sort
[2012-03-11 14:50:59] DM: Nope, they generally wait for prey to come to them.
[2012-03-11 14:51:01] Bolgan: someone got dysentery and died, didn't they
[2012-03-11 14:51:05] Ilya: they'll jsut eat small animals that wander into the traps
[2012-03-11 14:51:10] DM: Pretty much.
[2012-03-11 14:51:10] Ilya: which is fine we just need to put signs up
[2012-03-11 14:51:16] Bolgan: or did we fail to ford the river or some shit
[2012-03-11 14:51:17] Ilya: so that sentient humanoids don't get trapped
[2012-03-11 14:51:23] Aleksei\Gaia: Trap-door spiders are the opposite of hunting spiders
[2012-03-11 14:51:23] DM: About 3 days in, you stop off at Bokken's
[2012-03-11 14:51:35] Taranis: (that's 5 days total, or 5 days after pixies?)
[2012-03-11 14:51:51] DM: 5 days after pixies.
[2012-03-11 14:52:12] Taranis: (also, Elias can come back and make friends with them)
[2012-03-11 14:52:15] DM: You knock on his door.
[2012-03-11 14:52:27] » Bokken joined the chat room.
[2012-03-11 14:52:47] Bokken: YEAH? Who said you could step on my lawn?
[2012-03-11 14:52:50] Bokken: Go away!
[2012-03-11 14:53:04] Bokken: mutters "Punk kids"
[2012-03-11 14:53:09] Aleksei\Gaia: Grrr
[2012-03-11 14:53:09] Ilya: blinks
[2012-03-11 14:53:13] Aleksei\Gaia: This guy is such a jerk
[2012-03-11 14:53:20] Aleksei\Gaia: waits outside
[2012-03-11 14:53:22] Ilya: We're just here to check on those potions.
[2012-03-11 14:53:59] Bokken: Oh, those. Yes, come in. Here, let me give you a hand with that... don't mind the fact that it's MISSING A THUMB!
[2012-03-11 14:54:01] Taranis: (and alchemical items)
[2012-03-11 14:54:13] Bokken: mutters some more
[2012-03-11 14:54:19] Taranis: (mostly alchemical items, I think)
[2012-03-11 14:54:20] Bokken: Fire this, fire that.
[2012-03-11 14:54:29] Taranis: We do have those berries.
[2012-03-11 14:54:32] Aleksei\Gaia: (oh god this halva is so addictive)
[2012-03-11 14:54:33] Bokken: You never come in just to say hi. It's always...
[2012-03-11 14:54:35] Bokken: Berries?
[2012-03-11 14:54:44] Ilya: Yes.
[2012-03-11 14:54:48] Ilya: The ones you needed?
[2012-03-11 14:54:52] Bokken: Oh, you found some. Spiders didn't give you any trouble I hope. Good good good.
[2012-03-11 14:55:17] Bokken: I should have some potions for you in a few days.
[2012-03-11 14:55:21] Bokken: slams the door shut
[2012-03-11 14:55:22] Taranis: Next time, try telling people about the spiders. It is only logical.
[2012-03-11 14:55:27] Bokken: opens the door
[2012-03-11 14:55:27] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 14:55:34] Bokken: Oh, right, you wanted some other things.
[2012-03-11 14:55:38] Ilya: Yes.
[2012-03-11 14:55:43] Aleksei\Gaia: He knew about the damn spiders!
[2012-03-11 14:56:00] Bokken: Spiders? Everyone knows about the spiders.
[2012-03-11 14:56:13] Bokken: It's written up there. As you walk in. Spiders here.
[2012-03-11 14:56:16] Bokken: Or was that my imagination.
[2012-03-11 14:56:23] Aleksei\Gaia: YOU'RE CRAZY
[2012-03-11 14:56:24] Bokken: Hmm... might have been those damned fey.
[2012-03-11 14:56:31] Bokken: Yes, that's probably it.
[2012-03-11 14:56:39] Bokken: So... here, catch.
[2012-03-11 14:56:47] Aleksei\Gaia: walks further away
[2012-03-11 14:56:47] Bokken: lobs several vials at Ilya
[2012-03-11 14:56:52] Ilya: D:
[2012-03-11 14:56:58] Taranis: catches with mage hand
[2012-03-11 14:57:00] Ilya: attempts to catch
[2012-03-11 14:57:00] Bokken: Oh, be careful with those.
[2012-03-11 14:57:14] Bokken: You wouldn't want to spill any of that on you... give you a nasty burn it will.
[2012-03-11 14:57:26] Bokken: And fire... yes... fire.
[2012-03-11 14:57:29] Bokken: Here, have some fire.
[2012-03-11 14:57:36] Bokken: throws some more vials your way.
[2012-03-11 14:57:48] Bokken: And was it... ice?
[2012-03-11 14:58:03] Elias: watches in disbelief....
[2012-03-11 14:58:06] Bokken: Yes, good stuff this. Great for keeping my more tasty brews cold.
[2012-03-11 14:58:30] Bolgan: :|
[2012-03-11 14:58:34] Bokken: Just leave the money on the porch.
[2012-03-11 14:58:39] Bokken: I've got work to do!
[2012-03-11 14:58:52] Bokken: grabs the berries and runs inside, giggling.
[2012-03-11 14:58:58] Ilya: D:
[2012-03-11 14:59:10] Bokken: pops back out and waves with his four-fingered hand.
[2012-03-11 14:59:36] Ilya: takes vials and backs away slowly
[2012-03-11 15:00:04] Bokken: (It is your request, 5 vials each of Acid, Alchemist's Fire, and Liquid Ice)
[2012-03-11 15:00:17] Bokken: (iirc)
[2012-03-11 15:00:45] DM: From within the hut you hear loud mumbling and several crashes.
[2012-03-11 15:01:34] Bokken: ...USY BROTH...[crash]...CAN'T GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.
[2012-03-11 15:02:00] Taranis: (This guy is a jerk, and we should avoid him in the future)
[2012-03-11 15:02:26] Taranis: from that, 3 alchemist's fire and the liquid ice are mine
[2012-03-11 15:02:46] DM: The remainder of your exploration of the area immediately around Oleg's is uneventful.
[2012-03-11 15:02:58] Aleksei\Gaia: Nothing that will eat people, eh
[2012-03-11 15:03:08] DM: Nothing more dangerous than Bokken
[2012-03-11 15:03:13] » Bokken left the chat room.
[2012-03-11 15:03:17] Taranis: (so whoever wanted the remaining fire & acid… remember who you were and put it on your sheet please)
[2012-03-11 15:03:35] DM: (if not, count the inventory as suitably adjusted)
[2012-03-11 15:03:44] DM: (and reduce the amount paid accordingly)
[2012-03-11 15:03:52] DM: So.
[2012-03-11 15:03:58] DM: That takes you several days.
[2012-03-11 15:04:08] Taranis: (well, I'm not about to double-count things… as far as I know we were paying entirely out of our personal shares, nothing on the party page)
[2012-03-11 15:04:34] Taranis: Now you want to head south, I take it?
[2012-03-11 15:05:19] Ilya: Yes
[2012-03-11 15:05:19] Aleksei\Gaia: Yep
[2012-03-11 15:05:47] DM: And, after correcting a miscount, it is now June 10th.
[2012-03-11 15:06:06] DM: So you're heading to the Western shore of Tuskwater Lake?
[2012-03-11 15:06:40] Ilya: well
[2012-03-11 15:06:47] Ilya: Do we know which side it's on
[2012-03-11 15:06:57] Ilya: The rumor said the cliffs were on the northern and western shores
[2012-03-11 15:07:06] Ilya: so I think we need to search both sides
[2012-03-11 15:07:07] DM: The map is slightly inaccurate.
[2012-03-11 15:07:23] Taranis: Well, we head to the keep and move from there I guess
[2012-03-11 15:07:23] Bolgan: your FACE is slightly inaccurate
[2012-03-11 15:07:38] Taranis: G4, G3, etc.
[2012-03-11 15:07:40] DM: Tuskwater Lake is much narrower than the map suggests.
[2012-03-11 15:07:46] Aleksei\Gaia: k
[2012-03-11 15:07:48] DM: It comes to a point where the Shrike lets into it.
[2012-03-11 15:07:58] Taranis: (at some point we will need to finish off exploring these northerly areas
[2012-03-11 15:08:20] DM: so there isn't so much a Northern shore or a Western shore as there is a Northwestern shore.
[2012-03-11 15:08:37] Taranis: which is basically SW of the keep?
[2012-03-11 15:08:47] DM: H4 is mostly land.
[2012-03-11 15:08:47] Ilya: Got it
[2012-03-11 15:08:52] Ilya: So we explore that area
[2012-03-11 15:08:59] DM: k
[2012-03-11 15:09:03] DM: Direct route there?
[2012-03-11 15:09:15] Aleksei\Gaia: The directest
[2012-03-11 15:09:22] DM: and stopping to explore on the way?
[2012-03-11 15:09:39] DM: You could presumably hit C6,D5 and G4 enroute.
[2012-03-11 15:10:11] Ilya: we probably should then.
[2012-03-11 15:10:21] Aleksei\Gaia: Sure
[2012-03-11 15:10:24] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 15:10:45] DM: Err, you've already gotten C6.
[2012-03-11 15:10:58] DM: Ok... it takes you about a day to get down to D5.
[2012-03-11 15:11:27] Taranis: which we can explore en route
[2012-03-11 15:11:30] DM: And another day exploring it. Let's have some Perception checks.
[2012-03-11 15:11:39] Taranis: !try 2
[2012-03-11 15:11:39] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 15:11:39] DiceBot: 1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 2 = 11
[2012-03-11 15:11:46] Ilya: !try -1
[2012-03-11 15:11:46] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 15:11:46] DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > - 1 = 12
[2012-03-11 15:11:50] Bolgan: !try 9
[2012-03-11 15:11:50] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 15:11:50] DiceBot: 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 9 = 11
[2012-03-11 15:11:54] Bolgan: oh here we go
[2012-03-11 15:12:01] Aleksei\Gaia: !try 3;perception
[2012-03-11 15:12:02] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei\Gaia :
[2012-03-11 15:12:02] DiceBot: (perception) 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 3 = 14
[2012-03-11 15:12:07] Aleksei\Gaia: heh.
[2012-03-11 15:13:22] DM: Ok, well, you map this region of rocky crags out thoroughly, and find that it holds nothing of interest whatsoever.
[2012-03-11 15:13:35] DM: continuing South...
[2012-03-11 15:14:33] DM: you find your passage into H4 blocked by a river. You're forced to backtrack a little to the Northeast before you find a suitable ford.
[2012-03-11 15:15:12] DM: However, in doing so you explore the dense forests of the hex, and ...
[2012-03-11 15:15:17] DM: also find nothing of interest.
[2012-03-11 15:15:29] Aleksei\Gaia: Guys I think we just failed some Spot checks.
[2012-03-11 15:15:34] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 15:15:38] DM: Finally, you make it down to the swampy valleys of H4.
[2012-03-11 15:16:20] DM: Midway through a day of exploration, you come up to a hut.
[2012-03-11 15:16:53] Aleksei\Gaia: A hut, eh
[2012-03-11 15:17:14] DM: Indeed
[2012-03-11 15:17:35] Aleksei\Gaia: Anything special about this hut? Does it look weird
[2012-03-11 15:18:00] Taranis: does it stand on chicken legs? (baba yaga does exist in golarion, but she has a specific nation)
[2012-03-11 15:18:31] DM: This dilapidated mud-brick hut squats atop a small hummock in the middle of a fetid marsh. A thin tendril of bluish smoke trickles through a gaping hole in its moss-covered roof. A wooden fence surrounding the perimiter of the mound is festooned with crude fetishes crafted out of sticks, feathers, and animal bones. A lone crow caws noisily from the top of a nearby cypress tree.
[2012-03-11 15:18:41] Aleksei\Gaia: (truth, and we sure don't want to meet her)
[2012-03-11 15:18:47] Ilya: This sounds about right
[2012-03-11 15:18:51] Aleksei\Gaia: (as she possesses ridiculous godlike power)
[2012-03-11 15:19:07] Aleksei\Gaia: Hm
[2012-03-11 15:19:20] Aleksei\Gaia: What'd the pixies say the name was
[2012-03-11 15:19:22] Aleksei\Gaia: T-something
[2012-03-11 15:19:38] DM: Tiressia
[2012-03-11 15:19:46] Aleksei\Gaia: calls out
[2012-03-11 15:19:48] Taranis: (well, whether we want to meet her would depend on what role she played; if it was "giver of quests", as opposed to "kicker of your ass")
[2012-03-11 15:19:49] Ilya: Assuming that this is the one
[2012-03-11 15:19:52] Ilya: That they meant
[2012-03-11 15:19:57] Aleksei\Gaia: Hey does anyone live her?
[2012-03-11 15:20:01] Aleksei\Gaia: Maybe someone named Tiressia?
[2012-03-11 15:20:04] Aleksei\Gaia: *here
[2012-03-11 15:20:24] DM: No answer.
[2012-03-11 15:20:24] Aleksei\Gaia: (Baba Yaga gives you the kinds of quests that cause your ass to be kicked)
[2012-03-11 15:20:27] Aleksei\Gaia: (automagically)
[2012-03-11 15:20:33] Aleksei\Gaia: Ok let's go knock
[2012-03-11 15:21:04] DM: As you approach the fence, you see a small gate, from which a path leads up to the hut's door.
[2012-03-11 15:21:33] DM: Alongside the path, a scarecrow stands watch over a crude garden.
[2012-03-11 15:21:59] DM: And hanging from a crooked post beside the gate is a fist-sized rusted iron bell, hanging from a hairy length of rope.
[2012-03-11 15:22:00] Ilya: walks right in
[2012-03-11 15:22:17] DM: He does, does he.
[2012-03-11 15:22:31] Ilya: well
[2012-03-11 15:22:32] Aleksei: Didn't the rumors say
[2012-03-11 15:22:38] Aleksei: Something something... scarecrows...?
[2012-03-11 15:22:40] Ilya: I typed that before the bell thing was sent to the chat
[2012-03-11 15:22:50] Ilya: so I guess I'd ring the bell instead
[2012-03-11 15:22:55] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 15:23:15] Taranis: rumors: have the ability to turn those who trespass into scarecrows for her garden
[2012-03-11 15:23:29] Ilya: snorts
[2012-03-11 15:23:34] » The_Swamp_Witch joined the chat room.
[2012-03-11 15:23:35] Ilya: Sounds like nonsense ot me.
[2012-03-11 15:23:36] Aleksei\Gaia: I don't wanna be a scarecrow :|
[2012-03-11 15:23:49] The_Swamp_Witch: peers out of a window in her hut.
[2012-03-11 15:23:55] Aleksei\Gaia: waves
[2012-03-11 15:23:57] Aleksei\Gaia: Hello!
[2012-03-11 15:24:18] The_Swamp_Witch: I don't like visitors. Why do you trouble me?
[2012-03-11 15:24:25] DM: Perception checks.
[2012-03-11 15:24:25] Aleksei\Gaia: We're looking for someone named Tiressia
[2012-03-11 15:24:29] Taranis: !try 2
[2012-03-11 15:24:29] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 15:24:29] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 2 = 5
[2012-03-11 15:24:30] Aleksei\Gaia: !try 3;perception
[2012-03-11 15:24:30] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei\Gaia :
[2012-03-11 15:24:30] DiceBot: (perception) 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 3 = 21
[2012-03-11 15:24:30] Ilya: !try -1
[2012-03-11 15:24:30] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 15:24:30] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > - 1 = 2
[2012-03-11 15:24:35] Aleksei\Gaia: You're not her, are you?
[2012-03-11 15:24:40] Elias: !try 9
[2012-03-11 15:24:40] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 15:24:40] DiceBot: 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 9 = 14
[2012-03-11 15:25:11] Bolgan: !try 9
[2012-03-11 15:25:11] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 15:25:11] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 9 = 12
[2012-03-11 15:26:02] The_Swamp_Witch: You say you're tired? You'll have to speak up. My hearing isn't what it used to be.
[2012-03-11 15:26:18] Aleksei\Gaia: says the same thing again but yells real loud
[2012-03-11 15:26:37] DM: Aleksei notes that the creature peering up out of the window doesn't look quite human.
[2012-03-11 15:26:39] Aleksei\Gaia: What's she look like, anyway
[2012-03-11 15:26:40] Aleksei\Gaia: Ah
[2012-03-11 15:26:50] Aleksei\Gaia: Well hey that checks out.
[2012-03-11 15:26:56] DM: The ears are pointed, and her skin has a faint green tinge to it.
[2012-03-11 15:27:05] Aleksei\Gaia: (she's a Vulcan)
[2012-03-11 15:27:13] The_Swamp_Witch: Tiressa? Nope. Never heard of her.
[2012-03-11 15:27:22] Aleksei\Gaia: Is she lying
[2012-03-11 15:27:25] Taranis: (no, I'm a vulcan. Elves are aliens in Golarion)
[2012-03-11 15:27:26] The_Swamp_Witch: ducks back inside.
[2012-03-11 15:27:26] Aleksei\Gaia: (my sense motive is +9)
[2012-03-11 15:27:57] DM: You get a sense of irritation from her, but not of deception.
[2012-03-11 15:28:26] Ilya: Hm
[2012-03-11 15:28:37] Aleksei\Gaia: shrugs
[2012-03-11 15:28:38] Ilya: Perhaps the person the pixies told us about is someone unrelated.
[2012-03-11 15:28:44] Aleksei\Gaia: Perhaps.
[2012-03-11 15:28:46] Ilya: detects evil
[2012-03-11 15:28:58] Aleksei\Gaia: You think this witch person eats children or whatnot, though?
[2012-03-11 15:29:03] Aleksei\Gaia: Because that's bad too.
[2012-03-11 15:29:06] Ilya: looks around
[2012-03-11 15:29:20] DM: Nothing explicitly evil in the vicinity.
[2012-03-11 15:29:28] Ilya: how far from the gate to the hut?
[2012-03-11 15:29:36] DM: 60 ft.
[2012-03-11 15:30:05] Ilya: clears his throat
[2012-03-11 15:30:14] Ilya: Excuse me, can we have a word with you?
[2012-03-11 15:30:14] Ilya: '
[2012-03-11 15:30:20] Ilya: walks into the yard
[2012-03-11 15:30:27] The_Swamp_Witch: A word?
[2012-03-11 15:30:32] Aleksei\Gaia: whispers
[2012-03-11 15:30:40] The_Swamp_Witch: sees you stepping into her yard and shrieks
[2012-03-11 15:30:46] Ilya: I just want to talk.
[2012-03-11 15:30:47] Aleksei\Gaia: I dunno, Ilya, I don't think we should tresspass just because...
[2012-03-11 15:30:51] Aleksei\Gaia: shrugs
[2012-03-11 15:30:55] The_Swamp_Witch: Deal with the trespassers!
[2012-03-11 15:31:06] Aleksei\Gaia: Well now you're going to be scarecrowed :|
[2012-03-11 15:31:27] Ilya: raises an eyebrow
[2012-03-11 15:31:43] DM: Aleksei is... mostly correct.
[2012-03-11 15:31:48] Aleksei\Gaia: Let's maybe leave her alone in peace
[2012-03-11 15:31:56] Aleksei\Gaia: But first survive this horrible doom I guess
[2012-03-11 15:31:59] DM: The scarecrow in the garden begins shambling to life.
[2012-03-11 15:32:20] Ilya: Aleksei, are you saying you straight up disbelieve the rumors we heard?
[2012-03-11 15:32:26] Aleksei\Gaia: Well
[2012-03-11 15:32:39] Aleksei\Gaia: Sometimes there are rumors because people are afraid and like, don't know things
[2012-03-11 15:32:45] Aleksei\Gaia: Maybe she's a nice lady
[2012-03-11 15:32:58] Ilya: What nice lady would attack us just for setting foot in her yard?
[2012-03-11 15:33:02] Aleksei\Gaia: We shouldn't break her stuff or whatever just because someone said things
[2012-03-11 15:33:05] Ilya: while drawing his ranseur
[2012-03-11 15:33:27] Aleksei\Gaia: Well let's exit her yard and if her thing chases us we can defend ourselves...
[2012-03-11 15:33:36] Aleksei\Gaia: But I'm not gonna attack her for this
[2012-03-11 15:33:46] Ilya: backs up out of the yard
[2012-03-11 15:33:48] DM: The scarecrow shambles towards Ilya and attacks him.
[2012-03-11 15:34:03] DM: Roll an initiative check to see if you can do that before it gets to you.
[2012-03-11 15:34:11] Ilya: !try 1
[2012-03-11 15:34:11] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 15:34:11] DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 1 = 21
[2012-03-11 15:34:23] Ilya: <_<
[2012-03-11 15:34:35] DM: Success. The scarecrow stops at the fence, and then returns to standing next to the garden.
[2012-03-11 15:34:40] Aleksei\Gaia: See.
[2012-03-11 15:34:47] Ilya: What the hell.
[2012-03-11 15:34:53] Ilya: (no pings on detect evil?)
[2012-03-11 15:34:56] Aleksei\Gaia: She just wants to be left alone, I think
[2012-03-11 15:35:11] Ilya: (I assume I got close enough to be pinged by her if possible)
[2012-03-11 15:35:12] DM: Nope. It is a pretty scary scarecrow...
[2012-03-11 15:35:17] Aleksei\Gaia: Probably she gets a lot of people being afraid of her just because she looks weird?
[2012-03-11 15:35:20] Ilya: (right no I mean the hut was within my cone)
[2012-03-11 15:35:26] Ilya: (not the scarecrow)
[2012-03-11 15:35:29] Aleksei\Gaia: And rumors based on that... and then people like us coming her
[2012-03-11 15:35:30] DM: What with the flaming jack-o-lantern for a head and whatnot.
[2012-03-11 15:35:32] Aleksei\Gaia: So she's paranoid!
[2012-03-11 15:35:38] Ilya: rolls his eyes
[2012-03-11 15:35:49] Elias: Ma'am, we just want to know if you've seen any unicorns recently!
[2012-03-11 15:35:52] Ilya: (so, no pings from the hut?)
[2012-03-11 15:35:59] DM: No pings at all.
[2012-03-11 15:36:00] Taranis: (does the scarecrow have an awesome voice and speak in rhyme?)
[2012-03-11 15:36:04] Ilya: (k)
[2012-03-11 15:36:05] Aleksei\Gaia: Yeah, what he said!
[2012-03-11 15:36:18] Elias: if you give us an honest answer we'll leave you in peace
[2012-03-11 15:36:34] DM: Let's have some diplomacy.
[2012-03-11 15:36:34] Aleksei\Gaia: We'll leave in peace either way! But we really hope you could help us!
[2012-03-11 15:36:46] Aleksei\Gaia: !try 1;diplomacy
[2012-03-11 15:36:46] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei\Gaia :
[2012-03-11 15:36:46] DiceBot: (diplomacy) 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 1 = 3
[2012-03-11 15:36:53] Aleksei\Gaia: (every time)
[2012-03-11 15:36:54] Ilya: looks at his diplomacy bonus
[2012-03-11 15:36:59] Bolgan: amazeballs.
[2012-03-11 15:37:01] DM: f'ref 
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[2012-03-11 15:37:01] DM: 3D%3D&attredirects=0
[2012-03-11 15:37:02] Ilya: looks at the stupid scarecrow
[2012-03-11 15:37:04] DM: err
[2012-03-11 15:37:15] Aleksei\Gaia: (wow)
[2012-03-11 15:37:20] Bolgan: lol.
[2012-03-11 15:37:27] DM: Stupidest link ever.
[2012-03-11 15:37:27] DM: sec
[2012-03-11 15:37:30] Ilya: Whatever. If it turns out she eats children, we'll be back to deal with it.
[2012-03-11 15:37:32] Aleksei\Gaia: (Elias roll diplomacy!)
[2012-03-11 15:37:38] Aleksei\Gaia: (help me out here)
[2012-03-11 15:37:38] Ilya: I'm done here.
[2012-03-11 15:37:49] Aleksei\Gaia: Well yeah
[2012-03-11 15:37:53] Aleksei\Gaia: I'm all for that
[2012-03-11 15:37:54] DM: 
[2012-03-11 15:37:55] Ilya: walks off
[2012-03-11 15:37:58] Elias: uh.....okay then
[2012-03-11 15:38:07] Elias: !try 1;diplomacy
[2012-03-11 15:38:07] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 15:38:07] DiceBot: (diplomacy) 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 1 = 19
[2012-03-11 15:39:05] DM: Nope… she's being quiet.
[2012-03-11 15:39:10] Aleksei\Gaia: Bah!
[2012-03-11 15:39:18] Aleksei: She was our only lead.
[2012-03-11 15:39:19] DM: err… 19
[2012-03-11 15:39:45] DM: maths correctly
[2012-03-11 15:39:48] Aleksei: What else did those rumors say about this swamp witch?
[2012-03-11 15:40:02] Aleksei: looks at Taranis
[2012-03-11 15:40:32] Taranis: uses his huge intelligence bonus to look at the forums.
[2012-03-11 15:40:33] Taranis: In one of these valleys lives a witch. Often referred to by hunters as "The Swamp Witch", she is rumored to consort with demons, steal children (which she brews into stew in her magic cauldron), and have the ability to turn those who trespass into scarecrows for her garden. This reminds Trip of a story that her troupe of performers would put on… a swamp witch would bestow a dreadful curse on all those who trespassed on her land, but could
[2012-03-11 15:41:03] The_Swamp_Witch: You come into my home. Trespass on my grove. And now you want me to answer all of your questions?
[2012-03-11 15:41:11] Aleksei: whispers
[2012-03-11 15:41:11] The_Swamp_Witch: No... that's not how it works.
[2012-03-11 15:41:12] Aleksei: Damnit Ilya
[2012-03-11 15:41:20] Aleksei: yells
[2012-03-11 15:41:24] The_Swamp_Witch: You do me a favor, and I'll do you a favor.
[2012-03-11 15:41:30] Aleksei: We're really sorry we trespassed! Maybe we can... oh, yeah
[2012-03-11 15:41:40] Ilya: Are you kidding?
[2012-03-11 15:41:44] Aleksei: We can do that probably!
[2012-03-11 15:41:50] Aleksei: shushes Ilya
[2012-03-11 15:41:58] Ilya: shushes Aleksei back
[2012-03-11 15:42:12] Aleksei: Don't be an evil oppressor!
[2012-03-11 15:42:22] Elias: What would you like us to do?
[2012-03-11 15:42:23] Ilya: What?
[2012-03-11 15:42:26] Aleksei: Respect this nice woman's property rights!
[2012-03-11 15:42:32] Ilya: Are you kidding me?
[2012-03-11 15:42:33] Aleksei: And her freedom and such!
[2012-03-11 15:42:42] Ilya: I didn't even do anything, I just asked to talk to her
[2012-03-11 15:42:51] Aleksei: You walked into her garden
[2012-03-11 15:43:05] Ilya: She has some sort of complex about people walking into her garden... that's messed up.
[2012-03-11 15:43:12] Aleksei: Yeah but it's her place
[2012-03-11 15:43:13] Ilya: That does not warrant being attacked, I am sorry.
[2012-03-11 15:43:21] Aleksei: She has a right to defend her land
[2012-03-11 15:43:21] Ilya: That's decidedly wrong.
[2012-03-11 15:43:23] The_Swamp_Witch: Across the lake are some mud flats. Perfect for growing mushrooms. Black rattlecaps. Those are perfect for feeding my little pretties, but I haven't been able to gather any since one of them grew up.
[2012-03-11 15:43:24] Aleksei: From invaders
[2012-03-11 15:43:29] Ilya: We're not invaders
[2012-03-11 15:43:41] Aleksei: Well then why did you invade her land if we're not invaders, hmm?
[2012-03-11 15:43:42] Elias: who are your little pretties?
[2012-03-11 15:43:53] Ilya: I didn't invade anything
[2012-03-11 15:43:54] The_Swamp_Witch: They're mine.
[2012-03-11 15:44:08] Aleksei: How much mushrooms do you need?
[2012-03-11 15:44:10] The_Swamp_Witch: *one of the rattle caps grew up
[2012-03-11 15:44:20] Elias: (ah, okay)
[2012-03-11 15:44:47] The_Swamp_Witch: It's now skittering about, trying to eat anything that moves.
[2012-03-11 15:44:56] Bolgan: . . .
[2012-03-11 15:45:11] Aleksei: looks confused
[2012-03-11 15:45:12] Aleksei: shrugs
[2012-03-11 15:45:13] Ilya: calls out
[2012-03-11 15:45:22] Ilya: You shouldn't just attack people who are trying to talk to you
[2012-03-11 15:45:25] Ilya: That's rude.
[2012-03-11 15:45:42] Aleksei: oh my goddess Ilya you are not helping
[2012-03-11 15:45:53] Ilya: Hopefully we can show you the error of your ways by doing you this favor.
[2012-03-11 15:45:53] The_Swamp_Witch: And you, (she pauses for emphasis) child, shouldn't enter where you're not wanted.
[2012-03-11 15:46:05] Aleksei: She's got a point!
[2012-03-11 15:46:11] Ilya: shakes his head with pity
[2012-03-11 15:46:14] Ilya: She doesn't.
[2012-03-11 15:46:31] Ilya: !try 7;diplomacy
[2012-03-11 15:46:31] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 15:46:31] DiceBot: (diplomacy) 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 7 = 26
[2012-03-11 15:46:46] Aleksei: Well maybe you shouldn't rule a nation with that oppressive attitude!
[2012-03-11 15:47:02] The_Swamp_Witch: Your apology is accepted.
[2012-03-11 15:47:03] Ilya: (sandy are we really going to have the law/chaos argument IC?)
[2012-03-11 15:47:10] Ilya: didn't apologize
[2012-03-11 15:47:10] Aleksei: (nah I'm done)
[2012-03-11 15:47:12] Ilya: but whatever
[2012-03-11 15:47:24] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 15:47:34] Ilya: (because if so I'm just going ot quit the game instead, I don't really want to deal with that kind of party philosophy split)
[2012-03-11 15:47:37] DM: Let's have a knowledge Nature check from anyone skilled with such things.
[2012-03-11 15:47:40] Ilya: (Ilya is a LG paladin, deal with it)
[2012-03-11 15:47:40] Aleksei: (no no)
[2012-03-11 15:47:55] Aleksei: (well Aleksei is a CG priest of chaos, also deal with it :p)
[2012-03-11 15:47:59] Ilya: (nope)
[2012-03-11 15:48:02] Ilya: (not gonna.)
[2012-03-11 15:48:06] Ilya: (don't feel like it.)
[2012-03-11 15:48:13] Aleksei: (that seems decidely asymmetric!)
[2012-03-11 15:48:26] Ilya: (well no, I'm here to have fun... your constant yammering is impacting that)
[2012-03-11 15:48:34] DM: (/forehead)
[2012-03-11 15:48:36] Aleksei: (>:|)
[2012-03-11 15:48:55] Ilya: (so I'll understand if that's what you need to do to make the character work, but I don't want to deal with it)
[2012-03-11 15:49:09] Ilya: (I've tried to bend a lot)
[2012-03-11 15:49:17] Ilya: (but I'm not going to do the law vs chaos thing)
[2012-03-11 15:49:33] Aleksei: (I'm bending!)
[2012-03-11 15:49:49] Ilya: (you really aren't, I've basically sat by while you've said all sorts of shit)
[2012-03-11 15:49:59] Ilya: (I'm kinda fed up with it)
[2012-03-11 15:50:08] Aleksei: (I bent on the whole bandit thing, what are you talking about)
[2012-03-11 15:50:09] Ilya: (but whatever we can take this offline)
[2012-03-11 15:50:14] Aleksei: (yes agreed)
[2012-03-11 15:50:15] DM: (yes, please)
[2012-03-11 15:50:17] Aleksei: (for now, moving on)
[2012-03-11 15:50:25] DM: Knowledge: Nature, please.
[2012-03-11 15:50:37] Elias: !try 3
[2012-03-11 15:50:37] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 15:50:37] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 3 = 6
[2012-03-11 15:50:38] Taranis: !try 11
[2012-03-11 15:50:38] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 15:50:38] DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 11 = 17
[2012-03-11 15:50:39] Ilya: doesn't know shit about shit
[2012-03-11 15:51:26] DM: Alright.
[2012-03-11 15:52:04] DM: Well, Taranis knows a little bit about these Rattlecap things. Apparently, they're the larval form of a rather nasty plant-creature known as a Tendriculos
[2012-03-11 15:52:44] Aleksei: So she wants us to go collect some baby tendriculoses
[2012-03-11 15:52:54] Aleksei: Which is dangerous because there's an adult running around
[2012-03-11 15:53:04] Ilya: Apparently she does eat babies!
[2012-03-11 15:53:08] Ilya: or at least her pets do
[2012-03-11 15:53:10] Aleksei: Baby PLANTS :p
[2012-03-11 15:53:15] Taranis: (she wants us to kill the adult, I think. And I have no idea what she wants in return. Or what her "little pretties are")
[2012-03-11 15:53:28] Aleksei: What do you mean what she wants in return
[2012-03-11 15:53:32] Aleksei: That IS what she wants in return
[2012-03-11 15:53:35] Taranis: (err. what she's offering in return)
[2012-03-11 15:53:39] Aleksei: Oh
[2012-03-11 15:53:40] Ilya: So
[2012-03-11 15:53:43] Aleksei: Information, seems like
[2012-03-11 15:53:45] Ilya: What do we know about Tendriculouses
[2012-03-11 15:54:09] Ilya: Also I doubt she's actually offering anything in return... she seems to have misunderstood my meaning there
[2012-03-11 15:54:10] DM: The Tendriculos is pretty nasty, it is known for its ability to swallow large creatures... horses, wolves, even the occasional bear whole.
[2012-03-11 15:54:34] Bolgan: well that sounds like a terrible idea.
[2012-03-11 15:54:41] Elias: yes...yes it does
[2012-03-11 15:54:41] Aleksei: It seemed to me like what she was offering in return was to answer our questions
[2012-03-11 15:54:50] Ilya: :/
[2012-03-11 15:54:53] Aleksei: Since that's in response to what she asked us to do the thing
[2012-03-11 15:54:56] Aleksei: Well
[2012-03-11 15:55:00] Ilya: We'll see.
[2012-03-11 15:55:04] Ilya: Let's hope she does.
[2012-03-11 15:55:08] Aleksei: That does sound dangerous
[2012-03-11 15:55:10] Taranis: (Yeah, that's the best I'm seeing… overall I'm not seeing much reason to do things for her)
[2012-03-11 15:55:10] Aleksei: But
[2012-03-11 15:55:24] Taranis: (now that doesn't mean that getting rid of something dangerous like a tendriculous from our area is a bad thing)
[2012-03-11 15:55:33] Aleksei: I dunno, that seemed like the obvious interpretation of what she said
[2012-03-11 15:55:38] Ilya: (right. also Ilya is attempting to get her to change her ways)
[2012-03-11 15:55:39] Aleksei: Yeah, also true
[2012-03-11 15:55:44] Ilya: (with kindness)
[2012-03-11 15:55:49] Aleksei: (...)
[2012-03-11 15:56:03] Aleksei: (with kindness?!)
[2012-03-11 15:56:07] Ilya: (so we should do this)
[2012-03-11 15:56:12] Ilya: (yeah we're going to do a favor for her)
[2012-03-11 15:56:22] Aleksei: (I see)
[2012-03-11 15:56:26] Aleksei: (change what ways, though)
[2012-03-11 15:56:36] Ilya: (her xenophobic attack anyone in a 60ft radisu ways)
[2012-03-11 15:56:36] Aleksei: (the whole attacking trespassers thing?)
[2012-03-11 15:56:39] Ilya: radius*
[2012-03-11 15:56:46] Bolgan: (children-eating, obvs)
[2012-03-11 15:57:19] DM: (clearly.
[2012-03-11 15:57:34] DM: Ok. Any other plans after you finish exploring the area?
[2012-03-11 15:58:31] Aleksei\Gaia: Um
[2012-03-11 15:58:35] Ilya: So wait
[2012-03-11 15:58:36] Aleksei\Gaia: How do you mean, exactly
[2012-03-11 15:58:38] Ilya: which area?
[2012-03-11 15:58:41] DM: H4
[2012-03-11 15:58:50] Ilya: is that where the Tendriculos lives?
[2012-03-11 15:58:59] DM: No, just the rest of the hex you're now in.
[2012-03-11 15:59:12] DM: Or more precisely, what now?
[2012-03-11 15:59:14] Aleksei\Gaia: It seems like our plan is to go find the Tendriculous, attempt to kill it, then come back to the Swamp Witch
[2012-03-11 15:59:15] Ilya: we go kill the tendriculos
[2012-03-11 15:59:35] Bolgan: doubt it
[2012-03-11 15:59:48] Ilya: Eh
[2012-03-11 15:59:58] Ilya: I'm assuming not every wildlife we meet has druid levels
[2012-03-11 16:00:09] Ilya: Tendriculoses are totally killable if they don't :P
[2012-03-11 16:00:10] Aleksei\Gaia: ... eh?
[2012-03-11 16:00:14] Aleksei\Gaia: Druid levels?
[2012-03-11 16:00:23] Bolgan: they apparently don't need druid levels to swallow bears whole :-P
[2012-03-11 16:00:26] Ilya: ok that was clearly OOC
[2012-03-11 16:00:34] Aleksei\Gaia: Sure but
[2012-03-11 16:00:41] Aleksei\Gaia: What did you mean by that
[2012-03-11 16:00:46] Aleksei\Gaia: Oh are we speculating that the bear incident repeats itself
[2012-03-11 16:00:51] Ilya: I meant that I thinkw e can take a regular tendriculos.
[2012-03-11 16:01:18] Aleksei\Gaia: As long as not too many of us get eaten
[2012-03-11 16:01:21] Aleksei\Gaia: I think we'll be gtg
[2012-03-11 16:01:35] Ilya: yeah.
[2012-03-11 16:01:40] Taranis: Logically, the core lesson is to not be swallowed.
[2012-03-11 16:01:45] Ilya: well whatever
[2012-03-11 16:01:52] Ilya: if I get swallowed I will smash it from the inside.
[2012-03-11 16:02:27] Aleksei\Gaia: So yeah
[2012-03-11 16:02:31] Aleksei\Gaia: That's the plan
[2012-03-11 16:02:49] Aleksei\Gaia: Unless someone has concrete objections I guess
[2012-03-11 16:03:11] Bolgan: only mild ones
[2012-03-11 16:03:11] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 16:03:16] Bolgan: best of luck to us
[2012-03-11 16:03:16] DM: Well...
[2012-03-11 16:03:38] DM: I guess a few questions need to be asked now.
[2012-03-11 16:03:43] DM: First, how are you planning to get there.
[2012-03-11 16:03:50] DM: Second, are you exploring on the way.
[2012-03-11 16:03:56] Bolgan: gate
[2012-03-11 16:04:00] Taranis: imo, definitely exploring on the way
[2012-03-11 16:04:04] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 16:04:12] DM: CW around the lake, or CCW?
[2012-03-11 16:04:38] DM: And, do you plan to try to ford the river near where the Tuskwater lets out into Candlemere, or to go around Candlemere as well?
[2012-03-11 16:05:01] Taranis: I kind of prefer going CW, that explores more near our proposed capital
[2012-03-11 16:05:28] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 16:05:50] DM: Next question...
[2012-03-11 16:06:21] DM: One way or another you'll have to cross the Shrike.
[2012-03-11 16:06:24] DM: (river)
[2012-03-11 16:06:37] DM: Do you want to ford it, or look for a bridge.
[2012-03-11 16:06:54] Taranis: we're probably going to be fording
[2012-03-11 16:06:59] DM: Or try to cross at the ruined bridge (where only a rope remains)
[2012-03-11 16:06:59] Taranis: unless we happen to find a bridge on the way
[2012-03-11 16:07:07] Taranis: we kind of have a wagon now
[2012-03-11 16:07:25] Taranis: and I'm not trying to get a wagon or horses or wizards with books and scrolls across a single rope bridge.
[2012-03-11 16:07:35] DM: not a single rope bridge.
[2012-03-11 16:07:37] DM: A single rope.
[2012-03-11 16:07:44] Taranis: right
[2012-03-11 16:07:47] DM: But yes.
[2012-03-11 16:07:49] Ilya: I think we want to cross safely the way we did before
[2012-03-11 16:07:49] Taranis: a bridge consisting of a single rope
[2012-03-11 16:07:54] Ilya: which was fording it at the crossing I think
[2012-03-11 16:07:56] Ilya: right?
[2012-03-11 16:07:57] DM: You have yet to cross the Shrike.
[2012-03-11 16:08:06] DM: http://obormot.ath.cx/~obormot/kingmaker/kingmaker_map.pdf
[2012-03-11 16:08:07] Taranis: I mean, I guess that's more a guide to hold onto while fording in practice
[2012-03-11 16:08:16] Taranis: we'd crossed the thorn
[2012-03-11 16:08:19] Taranis: but never the shrike
[2012-03-11 16:08:45] DM: Might want to get your people onto restoring that bridge at some point.
[2012-03-11 16:09:04] Ilya: Oh
[2012-03-11 16:09:06] Ilya: Different river
[2012-03-11 16:09:08] Ilya: Ok well
[2012-03-11 16:09:13] Ilya: Looks like we need to find a way across then?
[2012-03-11 16:09:25] Taranis: repairing the thorn river's bridge would be a higher priority; nothing yet requires easy crossing of the shrike
[2012-03-11 16:09:37] DM: It'll be pretty hard to cross it with your wagon.
[2012-03-11 16:09:41] Taranis: I guess we'll need to ford it
[2012-03-11 16:09:43] Taranis: or go around
[2012-03-11 16:09:48] DM: to ford it, that is.
[2012-03-11 16:10:17] Elias: I say we build a bridge
[2012-03-11 16:10:32] Taranis: or we can wander aimlessly until we happen to find a bridge
[2012-03-11 16:10:38] Taranis: since clearly we can't cross the river otherwise
[2012-03-11 16:11:09] Aleksei: Can't we
[2012-03-11 16:11:11] Aleksei: Build a raft?
[2012-03-11 16:11:16] Aleksei: Would that be faster than building a bridge?
[2012-03-11 16:11:29] DM: Probably a bit. It'd take you a few days to set it up.
[2012-03-11 16:11:40] DM: Taranis has Knowledge(Engi) now, right?
[2012-03-11 16:11:52] Taranis: yes
[2012-03-11 16:11:56] Ilya: Does the river not have any narrow points?
[2012-03-11 16:12:08] DM: Wide points, actually... you want the river nice and shallow.
[2012-03-11 16:12:10] Ilya: narrow/shallow
[2012-03-11 16:12:27] DM: Not in any of the areas that you've explored so far.
[2012-03-11 16:12:47] Taranis: and if it feeds into the lake, then it's likely to be harder to cross further upstream
[2012-03-11 16:12:56] Taranis: maybe we have to go the other way
[2012-03-11 16:13:04] Taranis: or build a raft
[2012-03-11 16:13:18] DM: So... raft, keep looking upstream, or go around the other side of the lake.
[2012-03-11 16:13:36] Aleksei: It seems like looking for a calm, shallow point, and building a raft, is the way to go, right?
[2012-03-11 16:13:44] Aleksei: Unless it would take LESS time to go around the lake
[2012-03-11 16:13:57] Taranis: given multiple days to build a raft, let's just go around
[2012-03-11 16:13:58] DM: The Shrike's a pretty big river. From where you are... it depends on how big Candlemere is.
[2012-03-11 16:14:17] Taranis: once we've got settlers available, we'll put them to work on finding good places and making bridges
[2012-03-11 16:14:28] DM: Although, practically speaking, the Shrike does continue out of Candlemere further south.
[2012-03-11 16:14:39] DM: So you'd have to cross it there too.
[2012-03-11 16:15:41] Taranis: so practically speaking, our options are build a raft or hope we find a bridge.
[2012-03-11 16:15:45] DM: (that is to say, Taranis' knowledge of Geography did include that little bit)
[2012-03-11 16:15:55] Taranis: or just stay on this side of the shrike indefinitely
[2012-03-11 16:15:58] DM: Sounds like it.
[2012-03-11 16:16:17] DM: Or build one yourselves/command your citizens to build one.
[2012-03-11 16:16:59] DM: So... raft, or look for a bridge?
[2012-03-11 16:17:10] Taranis: !try 1d2
[2012-03-11 16:17:10] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 16:17:10] DiceBot: 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 1d2 < 1 = 1 > = 19
[2012-03-11 16:17:13] Taranis: err
[2012-03-11 16:17:14] Taranis: well
[2012-03-11 16:17:21] Taranis: looks like w'ere building a raft.
[2012-03-11 16:18:08] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 16:18:13] DM: Knowledge Engi please.
[2012-03-11 16:18:27] Taranis: !try 11
[2012-03-11 16:18:27] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 16:18:27] DiceBot: 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 11 = 13
[2012-03-11 16:18:34] DM: And again, if you would.
[2012-03-11 16:18:38] Taranis: !try 11
[2012-03-11 16:18:38] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 16:18:38] DiceBot: 1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 11 = 20
[2012-03-11 16:18:42] DM: Ok
[2012-03-11 16:19:22] DM: It takes you the better part of about 3 days (thanks to a small miscalculation from Taranis) to build up a small raft that is up to crossing the Tuskwater.
[2012-03-11 16:20:22] DM: You wouldn't trust it to long journeys, but it's good enough to get you (and your wagon) across the Shrike, and then (moving further clockwise around the tuskwater) across the Gudrin.
[2012-03-11 16:21:52] DM: You thoroughly explore the Eastern shore of Tuskwater lake (covering hexes H5, I5)
[2012-03-11 16:21:57] Taranis: (hopefully it can get us back?)
[2012-03-11 16:22:02] DM: (yep)
[2012-03-11 16:22:23] DM: On your first day of exploration, you roll me a survival check.
[2012-03-11 16:22:49] Elias: !try 10
[2012-03-11 16:22:49] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 16:22:49] DiceBot: 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 10 = 28
[2012-03-11 16:22:59] Bolgan: way to survive
[2012-03-11 16:23:06] DM: Indeed.
[2012-03-11 16:24:43] DM: As a 3-mile stretch of the Tuskwater shoreline rises up above the water, you gain a brief respite from the swampy terrain as you travel atop 40 ft high clifftops. Your exploration is hampered by the thick stinging nettles that grow in this area, but Elias' keen eye manages to spot a trail through the brambles.
[2012-03-11 16:25:38] DM: The trail leads down one of the cliffsides to a secluded pool, 50 feet in diameter, at the Tuskwater's edge. Sitting beside the pool, sunning itself, is an enormous Aligator.
[2012-03-11 16:26:26] Taranis: As in...
[2012-03-11 16:26:28] Taranis: "This muddy, swampy area is prime habitat for a range of creatures, including a large, vicious crocodile that hunters often call Old Crackjaw. "
[2012-03-11 16:26:36] Taranis: ?
[2012-03-11 16:26:39] DM: Yep.
[2012-03-11 16:26:49] DM: That should have been Aligator.
[2012-03-11 16:27:13] Aleksei: Oho
[2012-03-11 16:27:16] Ilya: with one l
[2012-03-11 16:27:16] Aleksei: A quest mob
[2012-03-11 16:27:26] Ilya: Ok then
[2012-03-11 16:27:31] Ilya: this guy kills people, right?
[2012-03-11 16:27:33] DM: Yes, the one with 2 ls has no sense of humor.
[2012-03-11 16:28:03] Ilya: -_-
[2012-03-11 16:29:02] DM: It's true. The beast has achieved quite a reputation for maiming hunters who fish on Tuskwater Lake.
[2012-03-11 16:30:54] DM: So, now what?
[2012-03-11 16:31:01] Ilya: I'd say we kill it.
[2012-03-11 16:31:09] Ilya: We will need fish to feed our peasants.
[2012-03-11 16:31:46] Aleksei: Yeah this croc seems like a menace
[2012-03-11 16:32:52] Elias: let's trim the wildlife the
[2012-03-11 16:32:54] Elias: then
[2012-03-11 16:33:00] Ilya: Ok then
[2012-03-11 16:33:07] Ilya: It's off guard, we can probably ambush it
[2012-03-11 16:33:11] Ilya: and deal with it swiftly
[2012-03-11 16:33:22] Ilya: casts Shield and Enalrge Person
[2012-03-11 16:33:35] Ilya: !roll 1d100
[2012-03-11 16:33:35] DiceBot: rolls dice for Ilya : 1d100 < 26 = 26 > = 26
[2012-03-11 16:33:38] Ilya: !roll1 d100
[2012-03-11 16:33:41] Ilya: !roll 1d100
[2012-03-11 16:33:41] DiceBot: rolls dice for Ilya : 1d100 < 4 = 4 > = 4
[2012-03-11 16:33:43] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 16:33:47] Ilya: !roll 1d100
[2012-03-11 16:33:47] DiceBot: rolls dice for Ilya : 1d100 < 16 = 16 > = 16
[2012-03-11 16:33:51] Aleksei: casts Shield of Faith
[2012-03-11 16:34:17] DM: Someone bring up a Trip please.
[2012-03-11 16:34:19] DM: http://hugin.xthemage.net/hugin/?instance=kingmaker
[2012-03-11 16:34:47] DM: The brown bit in Column 13 is the path you guys are coming down.
[2012-03-11 16:36:27] Bolgan: teehee, its tail moves
[2012-03-11 16:36:43] Ilya: hm
[2012-03-11 16:36:47] Ilya: why do these minis look rescaled
[2012-03-11 16:37:04] DM: ?
[2012-03-11 16:37:11] Aleksei\Gaia: Hmm
[2012-03-11 16:37:12] Aleksei\Gaia: They do
[2012-03-11 16:37:15] Bolgan: what's the gray shit
[2012-03-11 16:37:20] DM: Cliff face
[2012-03-11 16:37:22] Bolgan: k
[2012-03-11 16:38:41] DM: Ok
[2012-03-11 16:39:15] DM: The beast notices you as you start walking along the path.
[2012-03-11 16:39:37] Ilya: sets his polearm against a charge
[2012-03-11 16:39:37] DM: As you reach the base of the path, it springs into action and begins to slither into the water.
[2012-03-11 16:39:43] DM: Initiative
[2012-03-11 16:39:49] Taranis: !try 0
[2012-03-11 16:39:49] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 16:39:49] DiceBot: 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 0 = 2
[2012-03-11 16:39:51] DM: !try 1
[2012-03-11 16:39:51] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 16:39:51] DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 1 = 7
[2012-03-11 16:39:57] Bolgan: !try 1
[2012-03-11 16:39:57] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 16:39:57] DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 1 = 14
[2012-03-11 16:40:01] Elias: !try 4
[2012-03-11 16:40:01] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 16:40:01] DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 4 = 10
[2012-03-11 16:40:34] DM: And can I get a volunteer for Trip please.
[2012-03-11 16:40:44] Ilya: I did it the last 5 times
[2012-03-11 16:40:47] Ilya: Not up for it this time
[2012-03-11 16:40:58] Taranis: Fine
[2012-03-11 16:41:30] Taranis: assuming I can find her sheet or anything
[2012-03-11 16:41:49] DM: I'll poke her to get her stuff into Dropbox.
[2012-03-11 16:41:55] Aleksei: !try 0;init
[2012-03-11 16:41:55] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 16:41:55] DiceBot: (init) 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 0 = 20
[2012-03-11 16:42:07] DM: Ilya?
[2012-03-11 16:42:08] Taranis: How about she just hangs back for this fight then
[2012-03-11 16:42:12] Ilya: !try 1
[2012-03-11 16:42:12] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 16:42:12] DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 1 = 2
[2012-03-11 16:42:14] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 16:42:21] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 16:42:24] Taranis: rather than me trying to make up what her numbers are?
[2012-03-11 16:42:31] DM: Alright.
[2012-03-11 16:42:44] DM: Aleksei reacts immediately to the Alligator slithering.
[2012-03-11 16:42:47] DM: and does...
[2012-03-11 16:42:56] DM: ?
[2012-03-11 16:43:01] Aleksei: Well
[2012-03-11 16:43:02] Bolgan: band-aid it to death
[2012-03-11 16:43:47] Aleksei: Gonna move like so...
[2012-03-11 16:44:00] Aleksei: and...
[2012-03-11 16:44:34] Aleksei: ready an action to spellcast when it comes within range
[2012-03-11 16:44:37] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 16:44:37] Aleksei: Range being 30 ft of me
[2012-03-11 16:44:45] DM: noted.
[2012-03-11 16:44:49] DM: Bolgan!
[2012-03-11 16:45:18] Bolgan: double move
[2012-03-11 16:45:19] Bolgan: next
[2012-03-11 16:45:40] DM: Elias
[2012-03-11 16:46:02] Elias: !try 7
[2012-03-11 16:46:02] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 16:46:02] DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 7 = 14
[2012-03-11 16:46:10] DM: Attack?
[2012-03-11 16:46:12] Elias: yes
[2012-03-11 16:46:22] Elias: that hit?
[2012-03-11 16:46:28] DM: The arrow bounces off the creature's thick hide.
[2012-03-11 16:47:20] DM: Anything else?
[2012-03-11 16:47:46] Elias: I move and done
[2012-03-11 16:47:50] DM: k
[2012-03-11 16:48:08] Bolgan: boioioioioioioing
[2012-03-11 16:48:42] DM: The creature slithers into the water and charges the only thing within range...
[2012-03-11 16:49:13] DM: !try 8+2
[2012-03-11 16:49:13] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 16:49:13] DiceBot: 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 8 + 2 = 14
[2012-03-11 16:49:27] Aleksei: Hang on there
[2012-03-11 16:49:30] Aleksei: My readied action!
[2012-03-11 16:49:33] DM: Quite.
[2012-03-11 16:49:41] Aleksei: So before he can get so far as that
[2012-03-11 16:49:43] Aleksei: I spellcast
[2012-03-11 16:49:48] Aleksei: Sound Burst!
[2012-03-11 16:49:59] DM: Sounds tasty.
[2012-03-11 16:50:06] Aleksei: A tremendous cacophony blasts the crocodile's area and does damage:
[2012-03-11 16:50:08] Aleksei: !roll 1d8
[2012-03-11 16:50:09] DiceBot: rolls dice for Aleksei : 1d8 < 4 = 4 > = 4
[2012-03-11 16:50:13] Aleksei: Also he rolls a Fort save
[2012-03-11 16:50:18] DM: !try 10
[2012-03-11 16:50:18] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 16:50:18] DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 10 = 16
[2012-03-11 16:50:18] Aleksei: To not get stunned
[2012-03-11 16:50:22] Aleksei: Success
[2012-03-11 16:50:25] Bolgan: hella cacophony
[2012-03-11 16:50:30] Ilya: beefy fort save right there
[2012-03-11 16:50:40] Bolgan: anyway that attack roll is a miss
[2012-03-11 16:50:43] DM: Ok
[2012-03-11 16:50:56] DM: Ilya's up
[2012-03-11 16:51:03] Ilya: step
[2012-03-11 16:51:05] Ilya: and swing
[2012-03-11 16:51:20] Ilya: !try 6
[2012-03-11 16:51:20] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 16:51:20] DiceBot: 1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 6 = 15
[2012-03-11 16:51:25] DM: Boing.
[2012-03-11 16:51:27] Ilya: bah
[2012-03-11 16:51:37] DM: Taranis!
[2012-03-11 16:52:01] Taranis: indeed
[2012-03-11 16:52:32] Taranis: blast with a wand of magic missile
[2012-03-11 16:52:43] Taranis: !roll 2d4+3
[2012-03-11 16:52:43] DiceBot: rolls dice for Taranis : 2d4 < 3 1 = 4 > + 3 = 7
[2012-03-11 16:52:56] DM: 'n deed.
[2012-03-11 16:52:59] DM: Aleksei!
[2012-03-11 16:53:20] Aleksei: Hm
[2012-03-11 16:53:37] Aleksei: Gator has no reach, right?
[2012-03-11 16:53:46] DM: No reach, yes.
[2012-03-11 16:54:00] Ilya: which of these minis is Elias
[2012-03-11 16:54:09] Taranis: the thief
[2012-03-11 16:54:10] DM: 12,6
[2012-03-11 16:54:13] Ilya: no I mean
[2012-03-11 16:54:15] Taranis: wit
[2012-03-11 16:54:15] Ilya: there's 2 of them
[2012-03-11 16:54:18] Taranis: why are there two?
[2012-03-11 16:54:23] Taranis: she moved
[2012-03-11 16:54:31] Bolgan: kage bunshin?
[2012-03-11 16:54:33] Taranis: so the closer one
[2012-03-11 16:54:39] Aleksei: Power of Desna!
[2012-03-11 16:54:41] Ilya: it's a thief not a ninja
[2012-03-11 16:54:43] Aleksei: moves and touch attacks
[2012-03-11 16:54:53] Taranis: ninjas look totally different
[2012-03-11 16:54:56] Ilya: yeah
[2012-03-11 16:54:57] Aleksei: not passing through threatened space at any point
[2012-03-11 16:55:05] Aleksei: !try 2;touch
[2012-03-11 16:55:05] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 16:55:05] DiceBot: (touch) 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 2 = 6
[2012-03-11 16:55:11] Aleksei: damn
[2012-03-11 16:55:15] Aleksei: I guess that misses?
[2012-03-11 16:55:16] Taranis: (I guess we both inserted a mini? or it bugged)
[2012-03-11 16:55:18] DM: It doesn't want to be touched.
[2012-03-11 16:55:18] Ilya: for sure
[2012-03-11 16:55:20] Taranis: well, hold the charge
[2012-03-11 16:55:26] Aleksei: Of course
[2012-03-11 16:55:29] DM: Bolgan!
[2012-03-11 16:55:29] Aleksei: now threatens
[2012-03-11 16:55:30] Bolgan: flanking?
[2012-03-11 16:55:32] Aleksei: and is over there
[2012-03-11 16:55:40] Taranis: (and the flanking bonus makes that an 8)
[2012-03-11 16:55:43] Ilya: you could flank
[2012-03-11 16:55:44] DM: You can get flanking with a 5ft se
[2012-03-11 16:55:44] Ilya: with me
[2012-03-11 16:55:46] Ilya: if you 5ft
[2012-03-11 16:55:53] Bolgan: no don't do that
[2012-03-11 16:55:54] DM: err, sw
[2012-03-11 16:55:55] Bolgan: that's my spot
[2012-03-11 16:55:57] Aleksei: Ohh
[2012-03-11 16:55:59] Aleksei: True
[2012-03-11 16:56:04] Aleksei: Did an 8 hit touch?
[2012-03-11 16:56:10] DM: it did not.
[2012-03-11 16:56:12] Aleksei: k
[2012-03-11 16:56:16] Aleksei: holds the charge
[2012-03-11 16:56:19] Bolgan: this alligator is the shit
[2012-03-11 16:56:21] Bolgan: 5-ft
[2012-03-11 16:56:27] Bolgan: flurry
[2012-03-11 16:56:30] Ilya: now you flank w/ Ilya
[2012-03-11 16:56:49] Bolgan: also did you remember the alligator charged?
[2012-03-11 16:56:57] DM: -1 to AC, yes.
[2012-03-11 16:57:03] DM: it is still untouched.
[2012-03-11 16:57:06] Bolgan: oh is that -1 in this game
[2012-03-11 16:57:07] DM: It's a quick little bugger.
[2012-03-11 16:57:08] Bolgan: interesting
[2012-03-11 16:57:16] Bolgan: anyway
[2012-03-11 16:57:19] Bolgan: !try 6 6
[2012-03-11 16:57:19] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 16:57:19] DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 6 = 19
[2012-03-11 16:57:19] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 6 = 9
[2012-03-11 16:57:36] Taranis: no, it's -2
[2012-03-11 16:57:39] DM: Hmm... actually, no... you're right, it's a -2. Still a miss though.
[2012-03-11 16:57:45] Taranis: -1 was in 4e, but not 2e
[2012-03-11 16:57:48] Taranis: err PF
[2012-03-11 16:58:00] DM: And that right there is some misses.
[2012-03-11 16:58:07] Taranis: fails at typing
[2012-03-11 16:58:08] Bolgan: oh really
[2012-03-11 16:58:12] Bolgan: well
[2012-03-11 16:58:18] DM: Your punches fail to penetrate its thick scaly hide.
[2012-03-11 16:58:25] Bolgan: it's on you Ilya, I suppose
[2012-03-11 16:58:33] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 16:58:42] Ilya: imo Taranis is going to wandspam until it dies
[2012-03-11 16:58:47] Taranis: Fun!
[2012-03-11 16:58:54] DM: However, you're making it angry.
[2012-03-11 16:59:01] Taranis: This is just like how we'll handle the tendriculos with flaming sphere spam, right? :P
[2012-03-11 16:59:06] Ilya: yes
[2012-03-11 16:59:07] Ilya: yes it is
[2012-03-11 16:59:08] DM: It unleashes a flurry of bites at you.
[2012-03-11 16:59:11] Bolgan: pretty much.
[2012-03-11 16:59:15] DM: !try 8 8
[2012-03-11 16:59:15] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 16:59:15] DiceBot: 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 8 = 12
[2012-03-11 16:59:15] DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 8 = 14
[2012-03-11 16:59:18] Taranis: a… flurry?
[2012-03-11 16:59:19] DM: ...
[2012-03-11 16:59:23] Taranis: is it also a monk?
[2012-03-11 16:59:28] Aleksei: Yes
[2012-03-11 16:59:32] Bolgan: if it has monk levels
[2012-03-11 16:59:33] DM: Totally.
[2012-03-11 16:59:33] Aleksei: As promised, it has no druid levels
[2012-03-11 16:59:36] Bolgan: I tame it and train it
[2012-03-11 16:59:37] Aleksei: It instead has monk levels
[2012-03-11 16:59:40] Taranis: clearly everything in this module has class levels
[2012-03-11 16:59:43] Bolgan: it becomes part of my new monastery
[2012-03-11 16:59:51] Taranis: also, it was the tendriculos you spoke of not having druid levels :P
[2012-03-11 16:59:56] Bolgan: where we contemplate the glory of Irori
[2012-03-11 16:59:57] Aleksei: Whatevs
[2012-03-11 17:00:01] Aleksei: Nothing has druid levels
[2012-03-11 17:00:03] Bolgan: also navels.
[2012-03-11 17:00:06] Aleksei: Everything is monks
[2012-03-11 17:00:07] DM: I assume neither of those pitiful rolls hit.
[2012-03-11 17:00:12] Bolgan: who me? nope.
[2012-03-11 17:00:15] DM: Elias is up.
[2012-03-11 17:00:39] Elias: grabs an animal bane arrow
[2012-03-11 17:00:43] Elias: and bowplomancy
[2012-03-11 17:00:45] Ilya: oooh
[2012-03-11 17:01:06] Elias: fiver back though
[2012-03-11 17:01:06] DM: Do those still give a +2 equivalent?
[2012-03-11 17:01:33] Aleksei: let's look
[2012-03-11 17:01:33] Elias: well, move
[2012-03-11 17:01:58] Aleksei: "A bane weapon excels against certain foes. Against a designated foe, the weapon's enhancement bonus is +2 better than its actual bonus. It also deals an extra 2d6 points of damage against the foe."
[2012-03-11 17:02:10] DM: Ok
[2012-03-11 17:02:10] Aleksei: thus, +2 to attacks, +2+2d6 to damage
[2012-03-11 17:02:19] DM: +3/+3+2d6
[2012-03-11 17:02:19] Elias: !try 11
[2012-03-11 17:02:19] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 17:02:19] DiceBot: 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 11 = 22
[2012-03-11 17:02:29] DM: The bane arrow strikes home.
[2012-03-11 17:02:41] Aleksei: Now Elias obliterates it!
[2012-03-11 17:02:53] Elias: !roll 1d8+2d6+1+1+2
[2012-03-11 17:02:53] DiceBot: rolls dice for Elias : 1d8 < 6 = 6 > + 2d6 < 1 4 = 5 > + 1 + 1 + 2 = 15
[2012-03-11 17:03:41] DM: The arrow strikes and visibly hurts the creature. It continues attacking ferociously.
[2012-03-11 17:03:57] DM: Ilya!
[2012-03-11 17:04:06] Ilya: well
[2012-03-11 17:04:09] Ilya: now I have flanking
[2012-03-11 17:04:10] Ilya: hurray
[2012-03-11 17:04:13] Ilya: !try 6+2
[2012-03-11 17:04:13] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 17:04:13] DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 6 + 2 = 21
[2012-03-11 17:04:29] DM: Unfortunately, the Alligator flunked flank. That hits.
[2012-03-11 17:04:52] Ilya: !roll 2d6+11
[2012-03-11 17:04:52] DiceBot: rolls dice for Ilya : 2d6 < 3 4 = 7 > + 11 = 18
[2012-03-11 17:04:55] Aleksei\Gaia: Erm
[2012-03-11 17:04:58] Bolgan: and my 19 missed? I am upsot.
[2012-03-11 17:04:59] Aleksei\Gaia: Didn't my turn get skipped
[2012-03-11 17:05:06] Ilya: mmm
[2012-03-11 17:05:07] Ilya: no?
[2012-03-11 17:05:09] Ilya: you're after me
[2012-03-11 17:05:10] Aleksei\Gaia: Or have I lost track of which round this is
[2012-03-11 17:05:11] DM: You're up after Taranis
[2012-03-11 17:05:14] Aleksei\Gaia: Oh
[2012-03-11 17:05:15] DM: who is next.
[2012-03-11 17:05:16] Ilya: I'm last in the init
[2012-03-11 17:05:17] Aleksei\Gaia: Ehm
[2012-03-11 17:05:17] Taranis:
[2012-03-11 17:05:19] Ilya: or i guess
[2012-03-11 17:05:21] Ilya: taranis is
[2012-03-11 17:05:24] Taranis: that was some tall text
[2012-03-11 17:05:27] Taranis: yes, I am last
[2012-03-11 17:05:30] Ilya: yeah
[2012-03-11 17:05:37] Taranis: I spend too much time thinking and not enough acting
[2012-03-11 17:05:45] Ilya: this round Aleksei you attempted to power of desna it
[2012-03-11 17:05:49] Ilya: and missed
[2012-03-11 17:06:04] Taranis: assuming that didn't kill it, and that Ilya is done, it eats another magic missile charge
[2012-03-11 17:06:13] Ilya: yeah I don't have extra attacks
[2012-03-11 17:06:16] Aleksei\Gaia: So this is only round 2 eh
[2012-03-11 17:06:18] Ilya: yep
[2012-03-11 17:06:20] Aleksei\Gaia: k
[2012-03-11 17:06:23] Taranis: !roll 2d4+3
[2012-03-11 17:06:24] DiceBot: rolls dice for Taranis : 2d4 < 1 2 = 3 > + 3 = 6
[2012-03-11 17:06:34] DM: It's looking pretty beat up.
[2012-03-11 17:06:43] DM: Aleksei!
[2012-03-11 17:06:54] Taranis: (at this point the liquid ice I bought is basically worthless)
[2012-03-11 17:07:12] Bolgan: you mean water?
[2012-03-11 17:07:33] Aleksei: lol
[2012-03-11 17:07:45] Aleksei: Power of Desna is now irrelevant
[2012-03-11 17:07:46] Aleksei: Sad
[2012-03-11 17:07:54] Taranis: magic water.
[2012-03-11 17:08:01] Aleksei: We need to kill shit slower and/or I need to get a better bonus on my touch attack rolls
[2012-03-11 17:08:04] Bolgan: with which to germinate magic beans>
[2012-03-11 17:08:05] Bolgan: ?
[2012-03-11 17:08:14] Aleksei: spellcasts defensively
[2012-03-11 17:08:15] Taranis: with which to make ray of frost more damaging
[2012-03-11 17:08:22] Aleksei: !try 6;concentration
[2012-03-11 17:08:22] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 17:08:22] DiceBot: (concentration) 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 6 = 7
[2012-03-11 17:08:26] Aleksei: Ah fuck you dice
[2012-03-11 17:08:27] Ilya: dude i need a better bonus on my regular attack rolls
[2012-03-11 17:08:29] Bolgan: the wurst.
[2012-03-11 17:08:30] Ilya: so I can fucking hit things
[2012-03-11 17:08:35] Ilya: and end combat faster ;P
[2012-03-11 17:08:35] Bolgan: me dos.,
[2012-03-11 17:08:37] DM: Bolgan!
[2012-03-11 17:08:45] Bolgan: even if I was robbed of damage last round
[2012-03-11 17:08:55] Bolgan: flurry
[2012-03-11 17:08:57] Ilya: I mean 2d6+11 is pretty solid
[2012-03-11 17:08:58] Ilya: damagewise
[2012-03-11 17:09:02] Bolgan: sure
[2012-03-11 17:09:04] Ilya: I just can't fucking roll d20s to save my life
[2012-03-11 17:09:09] Bolgan: I just mean that 19 should've been a hit :-P
[2012-03-11 17:09:15] Bolgan: what with charging penalty
[2012-03-11 17:09:17] Bolgan: !try 6 6
[2012-03-11 17:09:17] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 17:09:17] DiceBot: 1d20 < 16 = 16 > + 6 = 22
[2012-03-11 17:09:17] DiceBot: 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 6 = 11
[2012-03-11 17:09:23] Bolgan: !roll 1d6+2
[2012-03-11 17:09:24] DiceBot: rolls dice for Bolgan : 1d6 < 3 = 3 > + 2 = 5
[2012-03-11 17:09:25] Bolgan: next
[2012-03-11 17:09:29] DM: indeed.
[2012-03-11 17:09:30] DM: Elias!
[2012-03-11 17:09:50] Elias: more baneplomancy
[2012-03-11 17:09:50] DM: It's looking pretty beat up now. Another hit or two should bring it down.
[2012-03-11 17:09:54] Elias: !try 11
[2012-03-11 17:09:55] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 17:09:55] DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 11 = 18
[2012-03-11 17:10:06] DM: That's with the +3?
[2012-03-11 17:10:29] DM: If so, the arrow fails to hit.
[2012-03-11 17:10:30] Elias: 7+1 point blank +1 enh +2 more enh[2012-03-11 17:10:39] DM: quite
[2012-03-11 17:11:11] DM: The beast makes one final attempt to make a dwarf sandwich.
[2012-03-11 17:11:19] DM: !try 8 8
[2012-03-11 17:11:19] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 17:11:19] DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 8 = 21
[2012-03-11 17:11:19] DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 8 = 18
[2012-03-11 17:11:30] DM: That's more like it.
[2012-03-11 17:12:02] Taranis: (Dude… yesterday, in the eberron game… I botched a few rolls at the start, spent the first encounter hanging by a rope because sandy is a dick, spent the second encounter useless because shittons of darkness and nothing prepared to handle it, nearly had my possessions given away by someone else, and in the last encounter, failed SR in round 1 and got stunned for the remainder of the fight before my next action)
[2012-03-11 17:12:16] DM: Any of that hit?
[2012-03-11 17:12:16] Ilya: (... wow)
[2012-03-11 17:12:17] Bolgan: pair of hits
[2012-03-11 17:12:43] Aleksei: That rope-hanging taught you a valuable lesson hopefully!
[2012-03-11 17:12:47] Bolgan: lol
[2012-03-11 17:12:51] Taranis: Yes, it did.
[2012-03-11 17:12:52] DM: And let's see here.
[2012-03-11 17:12:55] Taranis: That lesson is that Anton is a dick.
[2012-03-11 17:13:07] DM: !roll 2d8+20
[2012-03-11 17:13:07] DiceBot: rolls dice for DM : 2d8 < 8 6 = 14 > + 20 = 34
[2012-03-11 17:13:13] Bolgan: dude
[2012-03-11 17:13:15] DM: munch munch
[2012-03-11 17:13:18] Aleksei: (the lesson is: don't insult the necromancer cleric who is your party healer AND has a gigantic fucking undead dinosaur for a pet)
[2012-03-11 17:13:21] Bolgan: if I am dead because you forgot to allow my hit
[2012-03-11 17:13:26] Bolgan: I will be upset
[2012-03-11 17:13:40] DM: That brings you to what?
[2012-03-11 17:13:44] Bolgan: -10
[2012-03-11 17:13:48] Bolgan: like a dead person
[2012-03-11 17:13:54] DM: Dead is -CON
[2012-03-11 17:13:56] Taranis: well, in PF, it's -Con
[2012-03-11 17:13:59] Taranis: but he has a good point
[2012-03-11 17:14:10] Taranis: he had a 19 that missed on the charge penalty round, yes?
[2012-03-11 17:14:16] DM: Hmm
[2012-03-11 17:14:17] Bolgan: yup
[2012-03-11 17:14:24] DM: was that on the charge penalty round?
[2012-03-11 17:14:27] Bolgan: yup
[2012-03-11 17:14:29] DM: You're right.
[2012-03-11 17:14:31] DM: Ok, roll it.
[2012-03-11 17:14:32] Bolgan: yup
[2012-03-11 17:14:36] Bolgan: !roll 1d6+2
[2012-03-11 17:14:36] DiceBot: rolls dice for Bolgan : 1d6 < 2 = 2 > + 2 = 4
[2012-03-11 17:14:37] Taranis: double-checking
[2012-03-11 17:14:40] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 17:14:43] Bolgan: very well
[2012-03-11 17:14:52] Bolgan: I have 4 hp to go, apparently
[2012-03-11 17:14:52] Taranis: yes, verified
[2012-03-11 17:14:54] DM: Well, it's still alive.
[2012-03-11 17:14:54] Bolgan: carry on
[2012-03-11 17:15:16] DM: Ilya!
[2012-03-11 17:15:21] Ilya: yarrrr
[2012-03-11 17:15:25] Ilya: !try 6+2
[2012-03-11 17:15:25] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 17:15:25] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 6 + 2 = 11
[2012-03-11 17:15:28] Ilya: god damnit
[2012-03-11 17:15:29] Aleksei: lol
[2012-03-11 17:15:31] Bolgan: lol
[2012-03-11 17:15:37] DM: Indeed.
[2012-03-11 17:15:39] Ilya: Ilya Smash :(
[2012-03-11 17:15:43] DM: Taranis!
[2012-03-11 17:16:13] Taranis: more wandage, I suppose
[2012-03-11 17:16:15] Taranis: !roll 2d4+3
[2012-03-11 17:16:15] DiceBot: rolls dice for Taranis : 2d4 < 1 4 = 5 > + 3 = 8
[2012-03-11 17:16:58] DM: With the burst of energy striking it, the Alligator named Old Crackjaw finally collapses.
[2012-03-11 17:17:27] Ilya: \o/
[2012-03-11 17:17:34] Ilya: The land is once again safe for fishermen.
[2012-03-11 17:17:42] Bolgan: hooray for nat pagle
[2012-03-11 17:17:47] Ilya: Was there any bounty on this guy?
[2012-03-11 17:18:08] Aleksei: This guy was a waste of my spells
[2012-03-11 17:18:15] Aleksei: kicks the alligator
[2012-03-11 17:18:57] DM: None that you're aware of.
[2012-03-11 17:19:05] Ilya: Well we have alligator steak now
[2012-03-11 17:19:07] Ilya: so that's cool
[2012-03-11 17:19:20] DM: Although, given that you're the authorities in this land, you'd probably be the ones to issue said bounty.
[2012-03-11 17:19:29] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 17:19:32] Ilya: pays himself
[2012-03-11 17:19:39] DM: That said, let's have some perception.
[2012-03-11 17:19:44] Taranis: !try 2
[2012-03-11 17:19:44] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 17:19:44] DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 2 = 16
[2012-03-11 17:19:51] Elias: !try 9
[2012-03-11 17:19:51] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 17:19:51] DiceBot: 1d20 < 8 = 8 > + 9 = 17
[2012-03-11 17:20:23] DM: Indeed.
[2012-03-11 17:20:46] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 17:20:47] Bolgan: who can perceive that I am bleeding out?
[2012-03-11 17:20:53] Bolgan: a ha
[2012-03-11 17:20:54] DM: No one, apparently.
[2012-03-11 17:20:55] Bolgan: heals
[2012-03-11 17:21:03] Ilya: !try -1
[2012-03-11 17:21:03] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 17:21:03] DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > - 1 = 13
[2012-03-11 17:21:03] Bolgan: puhrreze
[2012-03-11 17:21:09] Ilya: is that what we're rolling for?
[2012-03-11 17:21:14] Ilya: that seems too obvious
[2012-03-11 17:21:14] Bolgan: unlikely :-P
[2012-03-11 17:21:17] Ilya: for a perception check
[2012-03-11 17:21:25] DM: Not as such. But you should probably get to it.
[2012-03-11 17:21:50] Aleksei: !try 3;perception
[2012-03-11 17:21:50] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 17:21:50] DiceBot: (perception) 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 3 = 7
[2012-03-11 17:21:56] Aleksei: So
[2012-03-11 17:21:58] Aleksei: Who's bleeding
[2012-03-11 17:21:59] Aleksei: Bolgan?
[2012-03-11 17:22:03] Aleksei: Did he get a bit eaten?
[2012-03-11 17:22:06] Aleksei: Are there heals required
[2012-03-11 17:22:07] Ilya: he did.
[2012-03-11 17:22:08] DM: He's short on time.
[2012-03-11 17:22:10] Ilya: and there are.
[2012-03-11 17:22:15] Aleksei: CLW
[2012-03-11 17:22:18] Aleksei: !roll 1d8+3
[2012-03-11 17:22:18] DiceBot: rolls dice for Aleksei : 1d8 < 8 = 8 > + 3 = 11
[2012-03-11 17:22:25] DM: Your minor problems are dwarfed by his.
[2012-03-11 17:22:26] Aleksei: Oh NOW I roll well
[2012-03-11 17:22:41] Bolgan: hooray, I have a hit point
[2012-03-11 17:22:52] Bolgan: !try 9
[2012-03-11 17:22:52] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 17:22:52] DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 9 = 10
[2012-03-11 17:22:53] DM: You should get to it before he becomes cold as stone.
[2012-03-11 17:23:01] Aleksei: Guys
[2012-03-11 17:23:03] Bolgan: can't perceive shit
[2012-03-11 17:23:11] Aleksei: We gonna rest before fighting any evil plants and shit?
[2012-03-11 17:23:17] Ilya: We probably should
[2012-03-11 17:23:19] Aleksei: Ok
[2012-03-11 17:23:24] Aleksei: Then here's another heal Bolgan
[2012-03-11 17:23:27] Aleksei: CMW
[2012-03-11 17:23:30] Aleksei: !roll 2d8+3
[2012-03-11 17:23:30] DiceBot: rolls dice for Aleksei : 2d8 < 7 8 = 15 > + 3 = 18
[2012-03-11 17:23:33] Aleksei: Wow.
[2012-03-11 17:23:36] Ilya: Given how hurt Bolgan got
[2012-03-11 17:23:39] DM: Hey, that wound was pretty critical.
[2012-03-11 17:23:41] Ilya: I don't think we can continue
[2012-03-11 17:23:47] Aleksei: Well now I healed him
[2012-03-11 17:23:53] Bolgan: now I am only missing 5 hp
[2012-03-11 17:23:56] Bolgan: thanks for your support
[2012-03-11 17:23:57] Aleksei: And given how effective I was in this fight
[2012-03-11 17:24:07] Aleksei: I bet we could kill five more things and it wouldn't make a difference :|
[2012-03-11 17:24:13] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 17:24:17] Bolgan: :|
[2012-03-11 17:24:18] Aleksei: Probably everyone would die though
[2012-03-11 17:24:21] Aleksei: I guess that'd be bad
[2012-03-11 17:24:37] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 17:24:44] Ilya: well we should probably rest up
[2012-03-11 17:24:48] Aleksei: yeah
[2012-03-11 17:24:53] DM: You rest up and continue along the Lake's shoreline the next day.
[2012-03-11 17:24:54] Taranis: I'm pretty sure the plan for fighting any sort of plant creature is "set it on fire from far away"
[2012-03-11 17:25:14] Ilya: That's a pretty good plan
[2012-03-11 17:25:18] Aleksei: I have no objections
[2012-03-11 17:26:01] Bolgan: inasmuch as fighting a tendriculos is a valid plan, I also have no objections :)
[2012-03-11 17:26:22] Aleksei: It's cool Bolgan, I will stand next to you and cast touch spells on you
[2012-03-11 17:26:23] Taranis: prepares more flaming spheres
[2012-03-11 17:26:30] Bolgan: hott
[2012-03-11 17:26:32] Aleksei: Some of them will even be heals!
[2012-03-11 17:27:02] Aleksei: reformulates into a support cleric
[2012-03-11 17:27:07] Aleksei: because that's clearly superior
[2012-03-11 17:27:23] DM: Your explorations eventually bring you to a narrow defile between several hills. Off in the distance, you see a 20 foot wide pool of bubbling mud.
[2012-03-11 17:28:16] Ilya: (told you support cleric was better <_<)
[2012-03-11 17:28:16] DM: As you get closer to the pool, you can see many mushrooms, lichens, and other fungi growing on the mud bowl's banks.
[2012-03-11 17:28:19] Bolgan: ll
[2012-03-11 17:28:21] Bolgan: lol
[2012-03-11 17:28:26] DM: This is likely the place.
[2012-03-11 17:28:30] Bolgan: but that desna shit is pretty bangin
[2012-03-11 17:28:36] Ilya: it totally is
[2012-03-11 17:28:55] DM: As you approach, the noxious smell of sulphur begins to get stronger. You begin to get queasy.
[2012-03-11 17:29:03] DM: Roll up some Fort saves.
[2012-03-11 17:29:16] Taranis: (yes well, I don't blame him for not wanting to play a support cleric… however I prefer this guy to Anton)
[2012-03-11 17:29:21] Ilya: !try 7
[2012-03-11 17:29:21] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 17:29:21] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 7 = 10
[2012-03-11 17:29:24] Taranis: !try 3
[2012-03-11 17:29:24] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 17:29:24] DiceBot: 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 3 = 8
[2012-03-11 17:29:25] Bolgan: . . . poison?
[2012-03-11 17:29:37] Elias: !try 4
[2012-03-11 17:29:37] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 17:29:37] DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 4 = 10
[2012-03-11 17:29:37] Aleksei: Fort eh
[2012-03-11 17:29:44] Taranis: EVERYBODY FAILS!
[2012-03-11 17:29:46] DM: Immunity to poison would cover this, yes.
[2012-03-11 17:29:47] Aleksei: !try 4;fort
[2012-03-11 17:29:47] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 17:29:47] DiceBot: (fort) 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 4 = 5
[2012-03-11 17:29:48] » Trip joined the chat room.
[2012-03-11 17:29:49] Aleksei: ...
[2012-03-11 17:29:49] Ilya: wow.
[2012-03-11 17:29:51] Aleksei: Agh!
[2012-03-11 17:29:52] DM: A trip!
[2012-03-11 17:29:53] Ilya: I just fucking give up
[2012-03-11 17:29:53] Bolgan: just better against it
[2012-03-11 17:29:57] Bolgan: !try 8
[2012-03-11 17:29:57] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 17:29:57] DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 8 = 27
[2012-03-11 17:30:02] Ilya: Trip you're in time to roll a fort save
[2012-03-11 17:30:07] Bolgan: grats to you
[2012-03-11 17:30:08] DM: Indeed.
[2012-03-11 17:30:18] Trip: !try 2
[2012-03-11 17:30:18] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Trip :
[2012-03-11 17:30:18] DiceBot: 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 2 = 4
[2012-03-11 17:30:25] DM: And could someone catch her up on what's been going on?
[2012-03-11 17:30:29] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 17:30:38] Ilya: so
[2012-03-11 17:30:52] Ilya: we're looking for someone who eats unicorns
[2012-03-11 17:30:53] DM: So, everyone except the dwarf (who is apparently used to such things) is overcome by nausea from the sulphurous fumes.
[2012-03-11 17:30:55] Ilya: we asked the pixies
[2012-03-11 17:31:03] Ilya: they gave us the name of some fey creature
[2012-03-11 17:31:04] DM: Everyone except Bolgan is sickened.
[2012-03-11 17:31:05] Ilya: down south
[2012-03-11 17:31:16] Aleksei: (the problem, Adam, is that if I knew I'd be playing support I'd have done stats somewhat differently)
[2012-03-11 17:31:16] Ilya: we also heard a rumor of a witch down south
[2012-03-11 17:31:23] Aleksei: (not TOO differently I guess)
[2012-03-11 17:31:24] Ilya: so we went to check that out
[2012-03-11 17:31:42] Ilya: and found her, but she doesn't seem to be the same as the fey we heard about
[2012-03-11 17:31:53] Ilya: but she MIGHT know something so we're doing a sidequest for her
[2012-03-11 17:32:04] Ilya: and going off to kill some tendriculos that have been guarding her mushrooms
[2012-03-11 17:32:06] Aleksei: Also she might eat babies
[2012-03-11 17:32:11] Aleksei: And consort with demons
[2012-03-11 17:32:16] Aleksei: So we're doing a sidequest for her
[2012-03-11 17:32:19] Aleksei: I mean wait a minute.
[2012-03-11 17:32:20] Ilya: it's possible, we don't have hard evidence either way
[2012-03-11 17:32:23] Aleksei: >_>
[2012-03-11 17:32:28] Ilya: she is very territorial though
[2012-03-11 17:32:33] Aleksei: Oh yeah
[2012-03-11 17:32:43] Ilya: but she's not evil
[2012-03-11 17:32:50] Ilya: as verified by Magic
[2012-03-11 17:32:51] Aleksei: (She's a classic Slavic-mythos witch imo)
[2012-03-11 17:32:52] Taranis: (yeah well, I believe it. And I wouldn't want to play a support character myself. Mostly my point is that Anton has a talent for irritating his compatriots)
[2012-03-11 17:33:05] Ilya: (Anton has a talent)
[2012-03-11 17:33:12] Ilya: (Aleksei however, has honed skill)
[2012-03-11 17:33:17] Aleksei: (that's because his compatriots are bigoted life-ists)
[2012-03-11 17:33:23] Taranis: (imo, Anton is worse)
[2012-03-11 17:33:40] DM: ok... well
[2012-03-11 17:33:50] Ilya: (well if Aleksei keeps putting skill points into Annoy Comrades he will probably pass Anton in a few levels)
[2012-03-11 17:33:56] Aleksei: (no one forced anyone to hate undead so much)
[2012-03-11 17:34:00] Ilya: (maybe a Skill Focus or something)
[2012-03-11 17:34:01] Aleksei: (and so pointlessly)
[2012-03-11 17:34:05] Bolgan: (lol)
[2012-03-11 17:34:11] Aleksei: So
[2012-03-11 17:34:14] Aleksei: Do we all die to sulfur
[2012-03-11 17:34:15] DM: You think you've found the mud pools in question.
[2012-03-11 17:34:20] Aleksei: No kidding :p
[2012-03-11 17:34:22] Ilya: feels sick
[2012-03-11 17:34:26] DM: Nope, you are however Nauseated.
[2012-03-11 17:34:34] Ilya: I thought you said we were Sickened
[2012-03-11 17:34:46] DM: err, sorry, Nauseated
[2012-03-11 17:34:50] Taranis: Well then
[2012-03-11 17:34:51] Taranis: we go away
[2012-03-11 17:34:55] Bolgan: yup.
[2012-03-11 17:34:59] Ilya: well Nauseated is clearly a losing proposition
[2012-03-11 17:34:59] Taranis: and never come back
[2012-03-11 17:35:01] Bolgan: deuces, etc.
[2012-03-11 17:35:01] Ilya: yep
[2012-03-11 17:35:13] Taranis: Also we set everything on fire.
[2012-03-11 17:35:20] Ilya: Can we do that?
[2012-03-11 17:35:25] Aleksei: So walking into this area involves nauseation eh
[2012-03-11 17:35:28] DM: Hard to do so. Everything around here is quite moist and humid.
[2012-03-11 17:35:33] Ilya: :(
[2012-03-11 17:35:40] Aleksei: Maybe we um
[2012-03-11 17:35:43] Trip: How about flooding it?
[2012-03-11 17:35:48] Trip: If we can't burn it.
[2012-03-11 17:35:57] Aleksei: Yeah I dunno
[2012-03-11 17:35:58] DM: Get enough water in here, you might be able to clear out the fungus.
[2012-03-11 17:36:06] Aleksei: I could cast Delay Poison on one or two people
[2012-03-11 17:36:07] Ilya: How would we do that though
[2012-03-11 17:36:12] Taranis: we do not come back until we can call down shittons of lightning on it.
[2012-03-11 17:37:24] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 17:37:28] DM: In that case, where to now?
[2012-03-11 17:37:40] Taranis: unless I can whip up some sort of alchemical breath mask
[2012-03-11 17:37:57] Ilya: Hm.
[2012-03-11 17:38:06] DM: That would take some research.
[2012-03-11 17:38:33] Ilya: So can someone reiterate for me what the pixies said
[2012-03-11 17:38:37] Aleksei: They said
[2012-03-11 17:38:45] Aleksei: That Tiressia is always talking about unicorns
[2012-03-11 17:38:58] Aleksei: (right?)
[2012-03-11 17:38:59] Ilya: they said something about where she is
[2012-03-11 17:39:03] Aleksei: And that Tiressia is to the south
[2012-03-11 17:39:09] Aleksei: And that she's someone from the other world
[2012-03-11 17:39:18] DM: That's about it, yes.
[2012-03-11 17:39:22] Ilya: ok so maybe we should do some exploration of the area south of the pixies
[2012-03-11 17:39:29] Ilya: to see if there's anything we missed
[2012-03-11 17:39:29] Aleksei: Which in this here setting I think means "fey" or "supernatural creature in that general vein"
[2012-03-11 17:39:41] DM: Knowledge: Planes, please.
[2012-03-11 17:39:47] Aleksei: I got nothing
[2012-03-11 17:39:53] Taranis: !try 13
[2012-03-11 17:39:53] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 17:39:54] DiceBot: 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 13 = 18
[2012-03-11 17:40:50] DM: You've heard of the First World. The general principle is that the gods created it first, and populated it with the creatures that you all call Fey. Then they created Golarion (the world you're in now)
[2012-03-11 17:41:03] DM: Some of those fey came over later.
[2012-03-11 17:41:33] DM: (those being the ones who now inhabit your world)
[2012-03-11 17:41:53] Taranis: Well, we're clearly not doing anything over here
[2012-03-11 17:42:27] Taranis: may as well explore our way back to that forest
[2012-03-11 17:42:41] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 17:42:55] DM: You're now in I5. Old Crackjaw was H5.
[2012-03-11 17:44:18] DM: The path that gets you the most explored terrain would be to go up to I6, up to H6, possibly head back to cross the Gudrin river by the lake, and then over to G6
[2012-03-11 17:44:44] Taranis: Sure
[2012-03-11 17:44:45] Ilya: hm
[2012-03-11 17:44:45] Ilya: ok
[2012-03-11 17:44:49] Ilya: we need like
[2012-03-11 17:44:51] Ilya: a boat
[2012-03-11 17:44:55] Ilya: for this lake
[2012-03-11 17:45:08] DM: Totally. You should get your citizens to build you one.
[2012-03-11 17:45:16] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 17:45:24] DM: So, assuming that this path is acceptable...
[2012-03-11 17:45:50] DM: You search through the hilly slopes of I6, and map the area, but find nothing of note.
[2012-03-11 17:46:20] DM: H6 is uninteresting, although the Gudrin becomes shallow enough about midway through the hex to be fordable.
[2012-03-11 17:46:32] DM: E... on the other hand.
[2012-03-11 17:46:38] Taranis: sounds like we ford there then
[2012-03-11 17:46:41] DM: Well, here's something interesting.
[2012-03-11 17:46:50] DM: Let's have some perception from everyone.
[2012-03-11 17:46:53] Bolgan: this land is my land, it's kinda your land, but mostly my land, all up in this highland . . .
[2012-03-11 17:46:58] Bolgan: !try 9
[2012-03-11 17:46:58] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 17:46:58] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 9 = 12
[2012-03-11 17:47:01] Bolgan: :|
[2012-03-11 17:47:01] Ilya: !try -1
[2012-03-11 17:47:01] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 17:47:01] DiceBot: 1d20 < 8 = 8 > - 1 = 7
[2012-03-11 17:47:11] Aleksei: !try 3;perception
[2012-03-11 17:47:12] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 17:47:12] DiceBot: (perception) 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 3 = 17
[2012-03-11 17:47:17] Taranis: !try 2
[2012-03-11 17:47:17] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 17:47:17] DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 2 = 22
[2012-03-11 17:47:20] Taranis: ...
[2012-03-11 17:47:25] Elias: !try 9
[2012-03-11 17:47:25] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 17:47:25] DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 9 = 23
[2012-03-11 17:47:46] Trip: !try 4
[2012-03-11 17:47:47] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Trip :
[2012-03-11 17:47:47] DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 4 = 11
[2012-03-11 17:48:48] DM: Mmm
[2012-03-11 17:48:50] DM: indeed
[2012-03-11 17:48:59] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 17:49:29] DM: Well, towards the end of the night, Aleksei, Taranis, and Elias get the feeling that you're being followed.
[2012-03-11 17:49:39] DM: *end of the day
[2012-03-11 17:49:52] Taranis: (this is not the same day as the nausea, yes?)
[2012-03-11 17:50:00] DM: (Several days later)
[2012-03-11 17:50:24] DM: Before long, Taranis and Elias identify the source of this feeling as a pair of worgs and some wolves stalking you.
[2012-03-11 17:50:26] Taranis: (I will need a count on that)
[2012-03-11 17:50:28] Aleksei: Well
[2012-03-11 17:50:31] Aleksei: That's bad
[2012-03-11 17:51:03] DM: (yep)
[2012-03-11 17:52:01] Taranis: I guess we should turn around and hit these wolves
[2012-03-11 17:52:04] DM: You count five wolves and the two worgs.
[2012-03-11 17:52:15] Ilya: Well
[2012-03-11 17:52:24] Ilya: We don't want to get eaten by wolves
[2012-03-11 17:52:28] Bolgan: agrizzle
[2012-03-11 17:52:28] Ilya: that would be embarassing
[2012-03-11 17:52:32] Ilya: so let's jump them
[2012-03-11 17:52:36] Trip: Seems counter-productive. Being eaten.
[2012-03-11 17:53:06] Taranis: Yes, yes it does.
[2012-03-11 17:54:21] Trip: We could discipline the doggies.
[2012-03-11 17:54:24] Taranis: So let's kill these filthy things.
[2012-03-11 17:54:25] DM: Ok
[2012-03-11 17:54:35] DM: http://hugin.xthemage.net/hugin/?instance=kingmaker
[2012-03-11 17:54:42] DM: place yourselves, and roll some init
[2012-03-11 17:54:54] Bolgan: !try 1
[2012-03-11 17:54:54] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 17:54:54] DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 1 = 8
[2012-03-11 17:55:00] Taranis: place where?
[2012-03-11 17:55:01] Taranis: !try 0
[2012-03-11 17:55:01] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 17:55:01] DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 0 = 20
[2012-03-11 17:55:10] Ilya: !try 1
[2012-03-11 17:55:10] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 17:55:10] DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 1 = 14
[2012-03-11 17:55:22] Aleksei: !try 0
[2012-03-11 17:55:22] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 17:55:22] DiceBot: 1d20 < 17 = 17 > + 0 = 17
[2012-03-11 17:55:27] Trip: !try 4
[2012-03-11 17:55:27] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Trip :
[2012-03-11 17:55:27] DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 4 = 11
[2012-03-11 17:55:40] Elias: not a forest, right?
[2012-03-11 17:56:17] Elias: !try 4
[2012-03-11 17:56:17] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 17:56:17] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 4 = 7
[2012-03-11 17:56:24] DM: !try 2
[2012-03-11 17:56:24] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 17:56:24] DiceBot: 1d20 < 15 = 15 > + 2 = 17
[2012-03-11 17:57:11] DM: Right.
[2012-03-11 17:57:19] DM: Taranis reacts quickly.
[2012-03-11 17:57:22] DM: And goes first
[2012-03-11 17:57:28] Taranis: well hmm
[2012-03-11 17:57:29] Bolgan: fuckin smart
[2012-03-11 17:57:43] Taranis: 40 ft. radius is a big area
[2012-03-11 17:58:11] DM: Place yourselves in marching order on the map, if you would.
[2012-03-11 17:58:39] Ilya: so
[2012-03-11 17:58:49] Ilya: do we get any surprise from properly noticing them
[2012-03-11 17:58:52] Ilya: or anything like that
[2012-03-11 17:59:03] Aleksei: I think what we get is us *not* being surprised
[2012-03-11 17:59:05] DM: The opposite, rather. You don't get surprised.
[2012-03-11 17:59:08] Ilya: I see I see
[2012-03-11 17:59:13] Taranis: yeah so
[2012-03-11 17:59:23] Taranis: attempting to place this area
[2012-03-11 18:01:19] Ilya: man how did we get straight up surrounded
[2012-03-11 18:01:36] DM: Hilly terrain
[2012-03-11 18:01:53] DM: Tall grasses on the ground.
[2012-03-11 18:02:07] Taranis: yeah, I don't see a way for me to tag more than 3 without also tagging us
[2012-03-11 18:02:18] DM: Ok, well, think quickly.
[2012-03-11 18:02:33] Taranis: there it is
[2012-03-11 18:02:37] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 18:02:39] Taranis: !roll 2d6
[2012-03-11 18:02:40] DiceBot: rolls dice for Taranis : 2d6 < 1 5 = 6 > = 6
[2012-03-11 18:02:48] Taranis: a rain of earth and stone falls in that area
[2012-03-11 18:02:49] DM: What's it that you're casting?
[2012-03-11 18:02:51] Taranis: Stone Call
[2012-03-11 18:02:53] DM: Ok
[2012-03-11 18:02:58] DM: That much damage?
[2012-03-11 18:03:02] Taranis: those 3 wolves take 6 damage
[2012-03-11 18:03:02] Bolgan: that's a large area
[2012-03-11 18:03:03] DM: Ref 1/2?
[2012-03-11 18:03:05] Taranis: and it is difficult terrain
[2012-03-11 18:03:09] Taranis: pretty sure no save; double checking
[2012-03-11 18:03:22] Taranis: no save
[2012-03-11 18:03:25] Taranis: difficult terrain for 3 rounds
[2012-03-11 18:03:29] DM: k
[2012-03-11 18:03:33] DM: They go.
[2012-03-11 18:03:36] Taranis: and I move over there
[2012-03-11 18:04:13] DM: no charging for most of them.
[2012-03-11 18:04:22] DM: but we get...
[2012-03-11 18:05:03] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 18:05:15] DM: 3 and 2 charge Ilya from opposite directions.
[2012-03-11 18:05:25] Taranis: neither worg is charging
[2012-03-11 18:05:28] DM: 5 charges Trip
[2012-03-11 18:05:33] DM: 4 charges Taranis
[2012-03-11 18:05:35] Taranis: but you mean wolf 2, ok
[2012-03-11 18:05:39] DM: 1 charges Bolgan
[2012-03-11 18:05:45] Taranis: wait, isn't 3 the one that was in the stone call?
[2012-03-11 18:06:01] DM: Yes, but his movement isn't through difficult terrain.
[2012-03-11 18:06:11] Taranis: ah true, he just started in it
[2012-03-11 18:06:15] DM: and Worgs 1 and 2 move to attack Bolgan and Ilya respectively.
[2012-03-11 18:06:31] Taranis: should have placed that a bit differently, but it was taking waaay too long
[2012-03-11 18:07:22] DM: !try 7;Ilya 2+2+2;Ilya 2+2+2;Ilya 2+2;Trip 2+2;Taranis 2+2;Bolgan 7;Bolgan
[2012-03-11 18:07:23] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 18:07:23] DiceBot: (Ilya) 1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 7 = 16
[2012-03-11 18:07:23] DiceBot: (Ilya) 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 2 + 2 + 2 = 7
[2012-03-11 18:07:23] DiceBot: (Ilya) 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 2 + 2 + 2 = 11
[2012-03-11 18:07:23] DiceBot: (Trip) 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 2 + 2 = 22
[2012-03-11 18:07:23] DiceBot: (Taranis) 1d20 < 8 = 8 > + 2 + 2 = 12
[2012-03-11 18:07:23] DiceBot: (Bolgan) 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 2 + 2 = 17
[2012-03-11 18:07:23] DiceBot: (Bolgan) 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 7 = 21
[2012-03-11 18:07:35] Bolgan: pair of tits
[2012-03-11 18:07:35] Ilya: looks like one hit on me
[2012-03-11 18:07:36] Taranis: well that's a hit on me
[2012-03-11 18:08:06] DM: !roll 2d6+5;Bolgan
[2012-03-11 18:08:06] DiceBot: rolls dice for DM : (Bolgan) 2d6 < 1 6 = 7 > + 5 = 12
[2012-03-11 18:08:06] Trip: hit on me
[2012-03-11 18:08:22] DM: !roll 1d6+4;Ilya
[2012-03-11 18:08:22] DiceBot: rolls dice for DM : (Ilya) 1d6 < 5 = 5 > + 4 = 9
[2012-03-11 18:08:29] DM: !roll 1d6+1 Taranis
[2012-03-11 18:08:29] DiceBot: rolls dice for DM : 1d6 < 5 = 5 > + 1 = 6
[2012-03-11 18:08:37] Ilya: ow
[2012-03-11 18:08:37] DM: !roll 1d6+1;Trip
[2012-03-11 18:08:37] DiceBot: rolls dice for DM : (Trip) 1d6 < 5 = 5 > + 1 = 6
[2012-03-11 18:08:43] DM: And...
[2012-03-11 18:09:00] DM: All of the wolves that hit attempt to take their attackees down.
[2012-03-11 18:09:05] Taranis: if they are trying to trip me, they succeed
[2012-03-11 18:09:12] DM: (i.e., they attempt a trip)
[2012-03-11 18:09:30] Taranis: I mean, sure, roll it
[2012-03-11 18:09:42] DM: !try 2;Bolgan 7;Bolgan 7;Ilya 2;Taranis 2;Trip
[2012-03-11 18:09:42] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 18:09:42] DiceBot: (Bolgan) 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 2 = 3
[2012-03-11 18:09:42] DiceBot: (Bolgan) 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 7 = 13
[2012-03-11 18:09:42] DiceBot: (Ilya) 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 7 = 26
[2012-03-11 18:09:42] DiceBot: (Taranis) 1d20 < 12 = 12 > + 2 = 14
[2012-03-11 18:09:42] DiceBot: (Trip) 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 2 = 15
[2012-03-11 18:09:45] DM: (vs CMD)
[2012-03-11 18:09:55] Bolgan: nope
[2012-03-11 18:09:56] Taranis: 500% tripped
[2012-03-11 18:10:00] Ilya: so like
[2012-03-11 18:10:08] Ilya: you meant wolves AND wargs?
[2012-03-11 18:10:16] DM: yes
[2012-03-11 18:10:22] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 18:10:22] Taranis: I think he meant "wolf-like things that are assholes"
[2012-03-11 18:10:24] DM: all of the canines
[2012-03-11 18:10:26] Ilya: is tripped
[2012-03-11 18:10:49] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 18:10:55] DM: That does it for the canines.
[2012-03-11 18:11:02] DM: Aleksei is up!
[2012-03-11 18:11:24] Aleksei: Sooo
[2012-03-11 18:11:28] Aleksei: Bunch of people took damage?
[2012-03-11 18:11:33] Ilya: yep
[2012-03-11 18:11:34] DM: True dat
[2012-03-11 18:11:49] Aleksei: Hm
[2012-03-11 18:11:53] Aleksei: channels energy
[2012-03-11 18:11:59] Aleksei: !roll 2d6
[2012-03-11 18:11:59] DiceBot: rolls dice for Aleksei : 2d6 < 2 6 = 8 > = 8
[2012-03-11 18:12:04] Aleksei: Wait
[2012-03-11 18:12:04] Aleksei: No
[2012-03-11 18:12:07] Aleksei: Actually
[2012-03-11 18:12:11] Aleksei: Yeah
[2012-03-11 18:12:22] Aleksei: I exclude those three wolf/worgs that got hit by the Stone Call
[2012-03-11 18:12:28] Aleksei: All the other enemies also get that heal
[2012-03-11 18:12:28] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 18:12:50] DM: Excellent.
[2012-03-11 18:12:58] DM: If that's it...
[2012-03-11 18:13:04] DM: Ilya! You have a worg on top of you.
[2012-03-11 18:13:12] Bolgan: hott
[2012-03-11 18:13:14] Ilya: that is sucks
[2012-03-11 18:13:22] Ilya: so I could like
[2012-03-11 18:13:26] Ilya: get up and provoke an AoO
[2012-03-11 18:13:29] Ilya: or...
[2012-03-11 18:13:35] Ilya: am I missing some options here
[2012-03-11 18:13:36] Taranis: Yeah, being tripped sucks
[2012-03-11 18:13:41] Aleksei: Attack from prone
[2012-03-11 18:13:49] Ilya: the penalty for that is how much
[2012-03-11 18:13:51] Taranis: you'd provoke 3 AoOs for getting up, too
[2012-03-11 18:13:53] Aleksei: looks
[2012-03-11 18:13:54] Taranis: probably -4?
[2012-03-11 18:14:03] Ilya: well if I took a -4 penalty I wouldn't be able to hit.
[2012-03-11 18:14:04] Aleksei: Seems likely
[2012-03-11 18:14:07] Aleksei: I'm looking it up
[2012-03-11 18:14:10] Ilya: so what I WILL do
[2012-03-11 18:14:14] Ilya: regardless
[2012-03-11 18:14:17] Ilya: is cast Shield
[2012-03-11 18:14:22] Aleksei: Prone
[2012-03-11 18:14:22] Aleksei: The character is lying on the ground. A prone attacker has a –4 penalty on melee attack rolls and cannot use a ranged weapon (except for a crossbow). A prone defender gains a +4 bonus to Armor Class against ranged attacks, but takes a –4 penalty to AC against melee attacks.
[2012-03-11 18:14:25] Ilya: defensively
[2012-03-11 18:14:34] Ilya: remind me how concentration works in PF again
[2012-03-11 18:14:40] Aleksei: CL + stat
[2012-03-11 18:14:43] Aleksei: Primary casting
[2012-03-11 18:14:43] Taranis: 1d20+CL+casting stat
[2012-03-11 18:14:43] DM: CL+Stat
[2012-03-11 18:14:52] Ilya: !try 3+2
[2012-03-11 18:14:52] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 18:14:52] DiceBot: 1d20 < 17 = 17 > + 3 + 2 = 22
[2012-03-11 18:14:53] Aleksei: Against DC of 15 + 2 x SL
[2012-03-11 18:14:59] DM: Success
[2012-03-11 18:15:03] Ilya: yikes that is a steep DC
[2012-03-11 18:15:06] DM: Yep.
[2012-03-11 18:15:06] Aleksei: Yes it is
[2012-03-11 18:15:09] Ilya: ok well
[2012-03-11 18:15:14] Ilya: !roll 1d100
[2012-03-11 18:15:15] DiceBot: rolls dice for Ilya : 1d100 < 21 = 21 > = 21
[2012-03-11 18:15:20] Ilya: has a shield
[2012-03-11 18:15:27] DM: All the ACs ever.
[2012-03-11 18:15:28] DM: Ok
[2012-03-11 18:15:32] Ilya: can I like
[2012-03-11 18:15:36] Ilya: roll 5ft as a move action
[2012-03-11 18:15:42] Ilya: <_<
[2012-03-11 18:15:43] DM: Hmm
[2012-03-11 18:15:49] Taranis: i'm pretty sure you can do that
[2012-03-11 18:16:03] DM: it's either move or fra
[2012-03-11 18:16:06] Ilya: i seem to recall crawling was FRA
[2012-03-11 18:16:16] Ilya: so probably not
[2012-03-11 18:16:26] DM: Yep. Crawl 5ft as a move action.
[2012-03-11 18:16:28] Ilya: oh
[2012-03-11 18:16:30] DM: But it provokes...
[2012-03-11 18:16:32] Ilya: oh.
[2012-03-11 18:16:33] DM: and...
[2012-03-11 18:16:35] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 18:16:37] Ilya: nm then
[2012-03-11 18:16:41] Ilya: I'ma chill here.
[2012-03-11 18:16:58] DM: no, just the provokes, but I believe acrobatics can negate that.
[2012-03-11 18:17:06] Ilya: well
[2012-03-11 18:17:07] DM: Ok...
[2012-03-11 18:17:08] DM: Trip is up!
[2012-03-11 18:17:18] Ilya: acrobatics can also negate the AoOs from standing
[2012-03-11 18:17:48] Trip: I would like to acrobat my way past 2
[2012-03-11 18:18:17] Trip: although Ilya is prone and not flanking. Aleksei, you threatening?
[2012-03-11 18:18:26] Aleksei: Nope
[2012-03-11 18:18:39] Ilya: :|
[2012-03-11 18:18:43] Ilya: so very prone
[2012-03-11 18:18:48] DM: Hmm...
[2012-03-11 18:18:53] Ilya: forever aprone
[2012-03-11 18:18:57] Trip: Unless someone is threatening, I'll go with the first plan.
[2012-03-11 18:19:01] DM: does prone actually counter threatening?
[2012-03-11 18:19:07] Bolgan: no
[2012-03-11 18:19:09] DM: err negate threatening?
[2012-03-11 18:19:12] Bolgan: at least it shouldn't
[2012-03-11 18:19:18] Bolgan: what with being able to attack from prone anyway
[2012-03-11 18:19:22] DM: Ok, well, there you go. Ilya's still threatening.
[2012-03-11 18:19:33] DM: Roll up some acrobatics.
[2012-03-11 18:19:37] Trip: !try 8
[2012-03-11 18:19:38] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Trip :
[2012-03-11 18:19:38] DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 8 = 15
[2012-03-11 18:20:24] DM: Hmm.
[2012-03-11 18:20:40] DM: you successfully evade wolf 2, however wolf 5 manages to get in a nip.
[2012-03-11 18:20:45] DM: !try 2
[2012-03-11 18:20:45] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 18:20:45] DiceBot: 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 2 = 15
[2012-03-11 18:21:04] DM: or tries to, anyway.
[2012-03-11 18:21:09] DM: Carry on.
[2012-03-11 18:21:43] Trip: !try 10
[2012-03-11 18:21:43] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Trip :
[2012-03-11 18:21:43] DiceBot: 1d20 < 17 = 17 > + 10 = 27
[2012-03-11 18:21:48] DM: A hit.
[2012-03-11 18:21:52] Trip: !roll 3d6
[2012-03-11 18:21:52] DiceBot: rolls dice for Trip : 3d6 < 3 6 3 = 12 > = 12
[2012-03-11 18:22:01] DM: And wolf 2 goes down.
[2012-03-11 18:22:17] Ilya: well now I have less AoOs to worry about next turn
[2012-03-11 18:22:23] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 18:22:29] DM: Bolgan!
[2012-03-11 18:22:37] Bolgan: uhh
[2012-03-11 18:22:38] Elias: kill #3
[2012-03-11 18:23:06] Bolgan: which wolves charged
[2012-03-11 18:23:13] DM: All wolves charged.
[2012-03-11 18:23:16] DM: All worgs did not.
[2012-03-11 18:23:17] Bolgan: fine
[2012-03-11 18:23:39] Trip: (worgs prefer to pay cash)
[2012-03-11 18:23:58] Bolgan: uhh
[2012-03-11 18:24:02] Bolgan: flurry of blows
[2012-03-11 18:24:04] DM: It's true. So hard to enter pin codes with paws.
[2012-03-11 18:24:12] Bolgan: taken one at a time reserving the right to blow stunning fists
[2012-03-11 18:24:16] Bolgan: for example, right now
[2012-03-11 18:24:32] Bolgan: !try 4;wolf3
[2012-03-11 18:24:32] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 18:24:32] DiceBot: (wolf3) 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 4 = 18
[2012-03-11 18:24:39] DM: That there's a hit.
[2012-03-11 18:24:42] Bolgan: !roll 1d6+2
[2012-03-11 18:24:42] DiceBot: rolls dice for Bolgan : 1d6 < 4 = 4 > + 2 = 6
[2012-03-11 18:24:56] Bolgan: fort save
[2012-03-11 18:24:57] DM: Indeed
[2012-03-11 18:25:02] DM: !try 5
[2012-03-11 18:25:03] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 18:25:03] DiceBot: 1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 5 = 14
[2012-03-11 18:25:07] Bolgan: fail
[2012-03-11 18:25:17] DM: Stunned for 1 round?
[2012-03-11 18:25:19] Bolgan: next fist at his neighbor, also a stunning fist
[2012-03-11 18:25:19] Bolgan: yup
[2012-03-11 18:25:26] Bolgan: !try 4
[2012-03-11 18:25:26] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 18:25:27] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 4 = 7
[2012-03-11 18:25:28] Bolgan: alas
[2012-03-11 18:25:29] Aleksei: Can you do that?
[2012-03-11 18:25:35] Aleksei: Isn't stun limited to 1/round?
[2012-03-11 18:25:41] Aleksei: Or do you have a thing to circumvent that
[2012-03-11 18:25:42] Bolgan: nope
[2012-03-11 18:25:49] Aleksei: Or did PF just change that outright
[2012-03-11 18:25:49] Taranis: it's more of "if you're not a monk, stunning fist is limited to once a day and has a suck DC"
[2012-03-11 18:25:51] Ilya: I think it uses up 2 charges?
[2012-03-11 18:25:54] DM: Ok. Well, that's a miss.
[2012-03-11 18:26:11] DM: Elias!
[2012-03-11 18:26:32] DM: You've got some wolves nearby.
[2012-03-11 18:26:43] Bolgan: the only limit on stunning fist is as many per day as you have levels in monk
[2012-03-11 18:26:59] Elias: baneplomancy at #1
[2012-03-11 18:27:01] DM: and it consumes uses for each attack that is charged.
[2012-03-11 18:27:05] Elias: provoking
[2012-03-11 18:27:05] Bolgan: yup
[2012-03-11 18:27:07] DM: Ok. Does that provoke?
[2012-03-11 18:27:08] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 18:27:14] DM: !try 2
[2012-03-11 18:27:14] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 18:27:14] DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 2 = 16
[2012-03-11 18:27:19] Elias: miss
[2012-03-11 18:27:23] DM: Indeed
[2012-03-11 18:27:30] Elias: !try 11
[2012-03-11 18:27:30] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 18:27:30] DiceBot: 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 11 = 22
[2012-03-11 18:27:38] DM: Very much a notmiss
[2012-03-11 18:27:45] Elias: !roll 1d8+2d6+4
[2012-03-11 18:27:45] DiceBot: rolls dice for Elias : 1d8 < 8 = 8 > + 2d6 < 5 4 = 9 > + 4 = 21
[2012-03-11 18:27:47] Ilya: go go elias
[2012-03-11 18:27:53] Ilya: wow
[2012-03-11 18:27:55] Ilya: that was like
[2012-03-11 18:27:57] Ilya: all the dice
[2012-03-11 18:27:59] Bolgan: oh maybe it is once per round
[2012-03-11 18:28:01] DM: The wolf more or less explodes as the bane arrow strikes it.
[2012-03-11 18:28:02] Bolgan: that seems strange
[2012-03-11 18:28:04] Ilya: and all the max rolls of the dices
[2012-03-11 18:28:06] Taranis: holt shit dice
[2012-03-11 18:28:13] DM: Bane arrows will do that.
[2012-03-11 18:28:25] DM: And we're back to Taranis!
[2012-03-11 18:28:38] Taranis: is prone
[2012-03-11 18:28:41] DM: Who has a wolf on him.
[2012-03-11 18:30:16] Taranis: crap, can't tag both of those with glitterdust without tagging us
[2012-03-11 18:30:39] DM: Being surrounded... the bane of the area effect caster.
[2012-03-11 18:30:42] Taranis: casts defensively
[2012-03-11 18:30:50] Taranis: !try 8
[2012-03-11 18:30:50] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 18:30:50] DiceBot: 1d20 < 6 = 6 > + 8 = 14
[2012-03-11 18:30:55] Taranis: fails miserably
[2012-03-11 18:30:56] DM: *fizzle*
[2012-03-11 18:31:00] DM: Wolves!
[2012-03-11 18:31:47] DM: some 5 footing all around.
[2012-03-11 18:31:48] Bolgan: you got a guy sitting on you
[2012-03-11 18:32:00] DM: Including one that hops on over Taranis.
[2012-03-11 18:32:18] Bolgan: should I assume that incurs no penalty to fighting?
[2012-03-11 18:32:25] DM: Yep.
[2012-03-11 18:33:00] DM: Attacks from the wolves on Aleksei. Meanwhile the worgs attack Bolgan and Elias.
[2012-03-11 18:33:24] DM: !try 7+2;Elias 7+2;Bolgan 2+2;Aleksei 2+2;Aleksei
[2012-03-11 18:33:24] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 18:33:24] DiceBot: (Elias) 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 7 + 2 = 13
[2012-03-11 18:33:24] DiceBot: (Bolgan) 1d20 < 5 = 5 > + 7 + 2 = 14
[2012-03-11 18:33:24] DiceBot: (Aleksei) 1d20 < 13 = 13 > + 2 + 2 = 17
[2012-03-11 18:33:24] DiceBot: (Aleksei) 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 2 + 2 = 14
[2012-03-11 18:33:31] Bolgan: miiiiissss
[2012-03-11 18:33:34] Aleksei: Those are all misses, gtfo
[2012-03-11 18:33:37] DM: :/
[2012-03-11 18:33:42] Elias: miss
[2012-03-11 18:33:47] DM: Ok
[2012-03-11 18:33:54] DM: Aleksei's next up.
[2012-03-11 18:34:24] Aleksei: Are people wounded?
[2012-03-11 18:34:37] Trip: down 6
[2012-03-11 18:34:43] Ilya: hm
[2012-03-11 18:34:48] Ilya: when is my turn
[2012-03-11 18:35:06] Ilya: right after Aleksei
[2012-03-11 18:35:11] DM: yep
[2012-03-11 18:35:13] Ilya: Aleksei if you're going to channel energy again
[2012-03-11 18:35:13] Aleksei: No one else is wounded?
[2012-03-11 18:35:18] Ilya: I'd say wait until I get up
[2012-03-11 18:35:21] Ilya: and provoke Every AoO
[2012-03-11 18:35:29] Aleksei: mmk
[2012-03-11 18:35:31] Aleksei: I delay.
[2012-03-11 18:35:39] Ilya: I stand up
[2012-03-11 18:35:41] Aleksei: If Ilya gets pwned I might just heal him
[2012-03-11 18:35:43] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 18:35:49] Ilya: hopefully I won't
[2012-03-11 18:35:50] Aleksei: Otherwise I'll spellcast
[2012-03-11 18:35:51] DM: That's... 2 AoOs
[2012-03-11 18:35:53] Ilya: what with the AC I conjured
[2012-03-11 18:36:00] DM: !try 7+2 2+2
[2012-03-11 18:36:00] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 18:36:00] DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 7 + 2 = 28
[2012-03-11 18:36:00] DiceBot: 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 2 + 2 = 8
[2012-03-11 18:36:04] Ilya: oh jesus
[2012-03-11 18:36:06] Bolgan: well that's one big roll
[2012-03-11 18:36:10] Aleksei: Are you wounded so far?
[2012-03-11 18:36:14] Ilya: not by much
[2012-03-11 18:36:20] Ilya: let's see how this 19 plays out
[2012-03-11 18:36:23] Ilya: that's 1 hit
[2012-03-11 18:36:23] Aleksei: Let's
[2012-03-11 18:36:27] DM: !roll 1d6+4
[2012-03-11 18:36:27] DiceBot: rolls dice for DM : 1d6 < 6 = 6 > + 4 = 10
[2012-03-11 18:36:31] Ilya: so I'm at 11/22
[2012-03-11 18:36:35] DM: And you're already tripped, so no go there.
[2012-03-11 18:36:50] Aleksei: Well
[2012-03-11 18:36:55] Bolgan: maximum spider-I-mean-damage
[2012-03-11 18:36:57] Aleksei: Now that you're standing up and not taking an AC penalty
[2012-03-11 18:36:59] DM: You get up.
[2012-03-11 18:37:11] Aleksei: Maybe I can just buff you with strength
[2012-03-11 18:37:15] Aleksei: And that'll give you CMD also
[2012-03-11 18:37:18] Aleksei: How's that sound
[2012-03-11 18:37:19] Ilya: Hm
[2012-03-11 18:37:25] Ilya: I mean it's not a bad idea
[2012-03-11 18:37:32] Ilya: I guess I can use my swift action to heal myself a bit
[2012-03-11 18:37:37] Aleksei: Let's do that
[2012-03-11 18:37:40] Ilya: ok
[2012-03-11 18:37:49] Aleksei: Of course I could just fail my conc check
[2012-03-11 18:37:52] Ilya: draws his greatsword
[2012-03-11 18:37:56] Aleksei: Let's find out
[2012-03-11 18:37:57] Ilya: Lay on Hands
[2012-03-11 18:38:06] Ilya: !roll 1d6
[2012-03-11 18:38:07] DiceBot: rolls dice for Ilya : 1d6 < 3 = 3 > = 3
[2012-03-11 18:38:17] DM: 'k And Aleksei's undelaying now?
[2012-03-11 18:38:21] Aleksei: Is Ilya done
[2012-03-11 18:38:26] Ilya: yeah after my turn is over he'll undelay
[2012-03-11 18:38:27] Aleksei: Or does he still have an action
[2012-03-11 18:38:30] Ilya: I have a SA
[2012-03-11 18:38:31] Aleksei: I forgot if you have QD
[2012-03-11 18:38:31] DM: I see 2 move actions and a swift
[2012-03-11 18:38:31] Ilya: afaik
[2012-03-11 18:38:32] Aleksei: k
[2012-03-11 18:38:36] Ilya: hm
[2012-03-11 18:38:37] DM: Unless he has QD
[2012-03-11 18:38:44] Ilya: I don't, I guess I can't draw while standing
[2012-03-11 18:38:49] Aleksei: Indeed
[2012-03-11 18:38:55] Ilya: bah
[2012-03-11 18:39:02] Aleksei: Alright
[2012-03-11 18:39:02] Ilya: I probably should grab QD
[2012-03-11 18:39:04] DM: err... wait
[2012-03-11 18:39:07] Aleksei: waits
[2012-03-11 18:39:11] DM: Wasn't your weapon out last round?
[2012-03-11 18:39:16] Ilya: well
[2012-03-11 18:39:22] Ilya: did I have a chance ot get it out
[2012-03-11 18:39:25] Ilya: before combat
[2012-03-11 18:39:28] Ilya: if so, then yes
[2012-03-11 18:39:39] DM: Hmm
[2012-03-11 18:40:04] Ilya: Actually I could have drawn it.
[2012-03-11 18:40:06] Ilya: I had a free mA
[2012-03-11 18:40:13] Ilya: last turn
[2012-03-11 18:40:13] DM: We did go with you threatening last round, so go.
[2012-03-11 18:40:16] Ilya: ok
[2012-03-11 18:40:34] Ilya: hits worg 2
[2012-03-11 18:40:40] Ilya: !try 5
[2012-03-11 18:40:40] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 18:40:40] DiceBot: 1d20 < 15 = 15 > + 5 = 20
[2012-03-11 18:40:44] DM: a hit
[2012-03-11 18:40:59] Ilya: !roll 2d6+7
[2012-03-11 18:40:59] DiceBot: rolls dice for Ilya : 2d6 < 4 3 = 7 > + 7 = 14
[2012-03-11 18:41:17] DM: Ok... the worg is hurting.
[2012-03-11 18:41:22] DM: Aleksei!
[2012-03-11 18:41:33] Aleksei: spellcasts defensively
[2012-03-11 18:41:40] Aleksei: !try 6;conc
[2012-03-11 18:41:40] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 18:41:40] DiceBot: (conc) 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 6 = 9
[2012-03-11 18:41:45] DM: indeed
[2012-03-11 18:41:46] Aleksei: throws his hands up
[2012-03-11 18:41:50] Aleksei: walks away
[2012-03-11 18:41:52] DM: Movement?
[2012-03-11 18:42:06] DM: Failing that, Trip is up next!
[2012-03-11 18:42:33] Aleksei: doesn't go anywhere
[2012-03-11 18:42:36] DM: (The takeaway here is not to cast defensively)
[2012-03-11 18:42:48] Taranis: He actually should probably take the risk
[2012-03-11 18:42:54] Taranis: I, however, have an AC of 10
[2012-03-11 18:43:05] Aleksei: What, take the risk to walk away?
[2012-03-11 18:43:12] Aleksei: I thought about that
[2012-03-11 18:43:14] Aleksei: Buuut
[2012-03-11 18:43:15] Aleksei: Nah.
[2012-03-11 18:43:24] Taranis: take the risk of the AoOs from casting because you actually have enough AC to manage it
[2012-03-11 18:43:31] Aleksei: From now on my actions in this combat will be to channel
[2012-03-11 18:43:37] Aleksei: So whatevs
[2012-03-11 18:43:52] DM: Trip!
[2012-03-11 18:44:14] Trip: move there.
[2012-03-11 18:44:30] DM: Indeed
[2012-03-11 18:44:32] Trip: !try 8 8
[2012-03-11 18:44:32] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Trip :
[2012-03-11 18:44:32] DiceBot: 1d20 < 9 = 9 > + 8 = 17
[2012-03-11 18:44:32] DiceBot: 1d20 < 16 = 16 > + 8 = 24
[2012-03-11 18:45:04] DM: Hmm... that looks like a 10 ft move, so only one of those. It does however hit.
[2012-03-11 18:45:28] Trip: oh. Indeed.
[2012-03-11 18:45:42] Trip: !roll 3d6
[2012-03-11 18:45:42] DiceBot: rolls dice for Trip : 3d6 < 4 4 2 = 10 > = 10
[2012-03-11 18:46:11] DM: Nearly bringing #5 down.
[2012-03-11 18:46:18] DM: Bolgan!
[2012-03-11 18:46:26] Bolgan: uhh
[2012-03-11 18:46:29] Bolgan: flurry of bullshit
[2012-03-11 18:46:50] Bolgan: !try 4;wolf3
[2012-03-11 18:46:50] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 18:46:50] DiceBot: (wolf3) 1d20 < 16 = 16 > + 4 = 20
[2012-03-11 18:47:00] DM: Bullhit
[2012-03-11 18:47:02] Bolgan: !roll 1d6+2
[2012-03-11 18:47:02] DiceBot: rolls dice for Bolgan : 1d6 < 4 = 4 > + 2 = 6
[2012-03-11 18:47:23] DM: And that brings #3 down
[2012-03-11 18:47:39] Bolgan: !try 4;theworg
[2012-03-11 18:47:40] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Bolgan :
[2012-03-11 18:47:40] DiceBot: (theworg) 1d20 < 12 = 12 > + 4 = 16
[2012-03-11 18:47:42] Bolgan: err
[2012-03-11 18:47:44] Bolgan: stun
[2012-03-11 18:47:46] Bolgan: crap
[2012-03-11 18:47:53] DM: Sure.
[2012-03-11 18:47:55] DM: And that's a hit.
[2012-03-11 18:48:02] DM: !try 5
[2012-03-11 18:48:02] DiceBot: rolls attempts for DM :
[2012-03-11 18:48:03] DiceBot: 1d20 < 11 = 11 > + 5 = 16
[2012-03-11 18:48:03] Bolgan: !roll 1d6+2
[2012-03-11 18:48:03] DiceBot: rolls dice for Bolgan : 1d6 < 1 = 1 > + 2 = 3
[2012-03-11 18:48:08] Bolgan: that is . . .
[2012-03-11 18:48:26] Bolgan: a pass
[2012-03-11 18:48:28] Bolgan: next
[2012-03-11 18:48:29] DM: Indeed
[2012-03-11 18:48:34] DM: Elias!
[2012-03-11 18:48:58] DM: 5's nearly dead, as is Worg 2. 4 is untouched.
[2012-03-11 18:49:05] Elias: delay
[2012-03-11 18:49:09] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 18:49:12] DM: Taranis!
[2012-03-11 18:49:57] Taranis: more attempting to cast defensively
[2012-03-11 18:50:00] Taranis: !try 8
[2012-03-11 18:50:00] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Taranis :
[2012-03-11 18:50:00] DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 8 = 15
[2012-03-11 18:50:07] Taranis: gives up
[2012-03-11 18:50:08] DM: Looks like a successful L0 spell.
[2012-03-11 18:50:19] Bolgan: :|
[2012-03-11 18:50:21] DM: And... unless Elias wants to undelay, the Wolves are up next.
[2012-03-11 18:50:23] Taranis: if I was trying an L0, that would be nice
[2012-03-11 18:50:58] Elias: nope, staying delayed
[2012-03-11 18:51:06] DM: ok.
[2012-03-11 18:51:34] DM: Worg 2 lets out an unearthly eerie howl. All the remaining wolves turn and withdraw.
[2012-03-11 18:51:56] DM: do you pursue?
[2012-03-11 18:52:02] Aleksei: Well
[2012-03-11 18:52:04] Aleksei: They'll be back
[2012-03-11 18:52:11] Aleksei: But is it a good idea to chase them
[2012-03-11 18:52:14] Bolgan: would it be even possible to keep up wth wolves
[2012-03-11 18:52:14] Ilya: Yeah they'll come get someone else
[2012-03-11 18:52:17] Aleksei: I guess wolves are pretty quick
[2012-03-11 18:52:19] Ilya: well we have horses
[2012-03-11 18:52:23] Bolgan: well
[2012-03-11 18:52:26] Bolgan: if you think we can keep up
[2012-03-11 18:52:27] Aleksei: Question is
[2012-03-11 18:52:27] Ilya: horses outrun wolves afaik
[2012-03-11 18:52:30] Aleksei: How dense is this forest
[2012-03-11 18:52:31] Elias: I undelay and shoot the wounded worg
[2012-03-11 18:52:34] Bolgan: I would prefer these motherfuckers not be prowling around a bitch
[2012-03-11 18:52:35] Ilya: true
[2012-03-11 18:52:36] DM: Horses == Wolves.
[2012-03-11 18:52:36] Aleksei: Can we move at full speed on our horses
[2012-03-11 18:52:42] Ilya: hm
[2012-03-11 18:52:46] DM: You're not in forest.
[2012-03-11 18:52:46] Ilya: wolves are 60?
[2012-03-11 18:52:53] DM: wolves and horses are both 50
[2012-03-11 18:52:53] Aleksei: Hills?
[2012-03-11 18:52:58] DM: Hills, quite.
[2012-03-11 18:53:00] Elias: !try 11
[2012-03-11 18:53:00] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 18:53:00] DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 11 = 12
[2012-03-11 18:53:00] Ilya: i thought horses were 60
[2012-03-11 18:53:05] Aleksei: Nope
[2012-03-11 18:53:09] Aleksei: PF nerfed horses.
[2012-03-11 18:53:12] Ilya: whaaaat
[2012-03-11 18:53:14] Ilya: >:|
[2012-03-11 18:53:24] DM: The arrow fails to hit home.
[2012-03-11 18:53:31] Ilya: then I don't think there's much we can do
[2012-03-11 18:53:32] Aleksei: nerfed light horse speed by 10 ft by means of removing the horse weight category dichotomy
[2012-03-11 18:53:42] Ilya: boo
[2012-03-11 18:53:45] Aleksei: Yeps
[2012-03-11 18:53:47] Ilya: so the wolves withdraw
[2012-03-11 18:53:51] DM: Yep.
[2012-03-11 18:53:52] Aleksei: Got the Ride skill?
[2012-03-11 18:53:53] Ilya: what about Worg 2
[2012-03-11 18:53:55] Aleksei: You COULD spur your horse
[2012-03-11 18:53:57] DM: All the worgs.
[2012-03-11 18:54:01] Aleksei: To move faster
[2012-03-11 18:54:03] Aleksei: It's a Ride check
[2012-03-11 18:54:04] DM: All the canines withdraw.
[2012-03-11 18:54:09] Ilya: hm
[2012-03-11 18:54:18] DM: You've got 1 round of them at 100 ft away.
[2012-03-11 18:54:22] Ilya: I'll take a potshot at Worg 2
[2012-03-11 18:54:36] Ilya: !try 3
[2012-03-11 18:54:36] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 18:54:36] DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 3 = 23
[2012-03-11 18:54:42] DM: potshot, eh?
[2012-03-11 18:54:43] DM: ok
[2012-03-11 18:54:45] Ilya: with my bow, yes
[2012-03-11 18:54:48] DM: roll the confirm
[2012-03-11 18:54:52] Ilya: !try 3
[2012-03-11 18:54:52] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Ilya :
[2012-03-11 18:54:52] DiceBot: 1d20 < 8 = 8 > + 3 = 11
[2012-03-11 18:54:57] DM: not a crit.
[2012-03-11 18:55:03] Ilya: !roll 1d8+2
[2012-03-11 18:55:03] DiceBot: rolls dice for Ilya : 1d8 < 5 = 5 > + 2 = 7
[2012-03-11 18:55:04] DM: it does hit though.
[2012-03-11 18:55:08] Aleksei: I'll draw my crossbow and fire
[2012-03-11 18:55:10] DM: And that's enough to bring it down.
[2012-03-11 18:55:17] Ilya: nods with satisfaction
[2012-03-11 18:55:18] Elias: one shot at the other worg then
[2012-03-11 18:55:22] Aleksei: Oh
[2012-03-11 18:55:26] DM: 5 was nearly down.
[2012-03-11 18:55:27] Aleksei: 1 left?
[2012-03-11 18:55:31] Aleksei: !try 2;xbow
[2012-03-11 18:55:31] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 18:55:31] DiceBot: (xbow) 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 2 = 21
[2012-03-11 18:55:35] Aleksei: oh shit crit threat
[2012-03-11 18:55:39] DM: 1 worg, 2 wolves, one nearly dead
[2012-03-11 18:55:39] Aleksei: !try 2;confirm?
[2012-03-11 18:55:39] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Aleksei :
[2012-03-11 18:55:39] DiceBot: (confirm?) 1d20 < 16 = 16 > + 2 = 18
[2012-03-11 18:55:44] Ilya: xbows threat on a 19 now?
[2012-03-11 18:55:44] Aleksei: Aw snap check me out guys
[2012-03-11 18:55:46] DM: confirms.
[2012-03-11 18:55:47] Aleksei: Always have
[2012-03-11 18:55:49] Aleksei: Since forever
[2012-03-11 18:55:50] Bolgan: look at you doing shit like a baus
[2012-03-11 18:55:51] Aleksei: And ever
[2012-03-11 18:55:52] Ilya: really?
[2012-03-11 18:55:53] Aleksei: yep
[2012-03-11 18:55:55] Bolgan: yup
[2012-03-11 18:55:56] Aleksei: 19-20/x2
[2012-03-11 18:55:57] Ilya: :x
[2012-03-11 18:56:03] Aleksei: !roll 2d8
[2012-03-11 18:56:03] DiceBot: rolls dice for Aleksei : 2d8 < 3 5 = 8 > = 8
[2012-03-11 18:56:09] Bolgan: fuckin smart
[2012-03-11 18:56:20] DM: That's at the injured wolf?
[2012-03-11 18:56:23] Aleksei: yes
[2012-03-11 18:56:25] DM: ok.
[2012-03-11 18:56:28] DM: It's down.
[2012-03-11 18:56:29] Aleksei: flexes
[2012-03-11 18:56:35] Elias: !try 11
[2012-03-11 18:56:35] DiceBot: rolls attempts for Elias :
[2012-03-11 18:56:35] DiceBot: 1d20 < 19 = 19 > + 11 = 30
[2012-03-11 18:56:36] Aleksei: Check me the fuck out
[2012-03-11 18:56:39] Aleksei: I'm a cleric archer
[2012-03-11 18:56:40] Ilya: :o
[2012-03-11 18:56:45] DM: that looks like some manner of hit.
[2012-03-11 18:56:49] DM: Roll it.
[2012-03-11 18:56:53] Ilya: needs some imp crit on there
[2012-03-11 18:56:56] Elias: !roll 1d8+2d6+4
[2012-03-11 18:56:56] DiceBot: rolls dice for Elias : 1d8 < 7 = 7 > + 2d6 < 6 2 = 8 > + 4 = 19
[2012-03-11 18:57:02] Bolgan: wow
[2012-03-11 18:57:04] DM: Is that at the uninjured wolf, or the lightly injured worg?
[2012-03-11 18:57:05] Bolgan: you sure meant it
[2012-03-11 18:57:09] Elias: worg
[2012-03-11 18:57:12] DM: wow.
[2012-03-11 18:57:16] Ilya: dead?
[2012-03-11 18:57:18] DM: Ok, well... umm
[2012-03-11 18:57:25] DM: All of them except the one wolf are dead.
[2012-03-11 18:57:30] Ilya: perfect
[2012-03-11 18:57:34] Bolgan: fuck your wolfpack, bitch
[2012-03-11 18:57:35] Ilya: one wolf does not constitute a pack
[2012-03-11 18:57:39] Taranis: well let's see spell can stop him
[2012-03-11 18:57:45] Ilya: yeah go taranis
[2012-03-11 18:57:54] Bolgan: I should get shuriken to play along next time
[2012-03-11 18:58:01] Taranis: how far is it by now?
[2012-03-11 18:58:08] Bolgan: though lets face it, I can't throw those 100 ft
[2012-03-11 18:58:08] DM: 100 ft by the time you're up.
[2012-03-11 18:58:10] Ilya: 100ft
[2012-03-11 18:58:11] Aleksei: Taranis is good at spells but bad at words sentences
[2012-03-11 18:58:23] Taranis: and more than 130 by the time a Sleep would go off
[2012-03-11 18:58:29] Bolgan: probably 300
[2012-03-11 18:58:31] DM: closer to 300
[2012-03-11 18:58:33] Ilya: Magic Missile is medium or close?
[2012-03-11 18:58:36] Aleksei: Medium
[2012-03-11 18:58:37] Bolgan: medium
[2012-03-11 18:58:39] Ilya: thought so
[2012-03-11 18:58:41] Ilya: do that imo
[2012-03-11 18:58:52] Ilya: you might get lucky
[2012-03-11 18:58:55] Taranis: yeah, that's not gonna kill it, I was looking for something that would stop it
[2012-03-11 18:59:00] Taranis: Glitterdust would slow it down, I guess?
[2012-03-11 18:59:04] Ilya: Well
[2012-03-11 18:59:05] Aleksei\Gaia: Roll wtfmaxdamage
[2012-03-11 18:59:08] Ilya: don't worry too hard
[2012-03-11 18:59:10] Ilya: it's one wolf
[2012-03-11 18:59:14] DM: Not substantially, no.
[2012-03-11 18:59:16] Ilya: without its worg masters
[2012-03-11 18:59:17] Bolgan: one wolf is not a big deal
[2012-03-11 18:59:19] Ilya: it's pretty much fucked
[2012-03-11 18:59:19] Taranis: then magic missile
[2012-03-11 18:59:27] Bolgan: we're it's motherfucking alphas now
[2012-03-11 18:59:29] Ilya: right
[2012-03-11 18:59:31] Taranis: !roll 2d4+3
[2012-03-11 18:59:31] DiceBot: rolls dice for Taranis : 2d4 < 4 3 = 7 > + 3 = 10
[2012-03-11 18:59:35] Ilya: see
[2012-03-11 18:59:36] Taranis: not bad
[2012-03-11 18:59:36] Bolgan: awwwww
[2012-03-11 18:59:37] Taranis: thanks dice
[2012-03-11 18:59:37] Ilya: max damage almost
[2012-03-11 18:59:42] Bolgan: almost wtfmaxdamage
[2012-03-11 18:59:44] Ilya: we're kings of town
[2012-03-11 18:59:48] Taranis: hey, my dice have been suck and lose this weekend
[2012-03-11 18:59:48] DM: Enough to severely injure it, but not to kill it.
[2012-03-11 19:00:03] Ilya: aw
[2012-03-11 19:00:06] Ilya: oh well
[2012-03-11 19:00:10] Trip: Sigh. That's a couple of wolves just barely hanging on.
[2012-03-11 19:00:16] Ilya: I consider this challenge defeated
[2012-03-11 19:00:30] DM: Yep... all the canines dead except one badly injured wolf.
[2012-03-11 19:00:35] DM: Ok.
[2012-03-11 19:00:50] DM: And with that, I'ma call it for tonight.
[2012-03-11 19:00:54] Ilya: sounds good
[2012-03-11 19:00:57] Ilya: I'ma go cook
[2012-03-11 19:01:04] Taranis: how many days is it total,then?
[2012-03-11 19:01:09] DM: let's count.
[2012-03-11 19:01:16] Taranis: I've got 15 as an estimate
[2012-03-11 19:01:51] Bolgan: so they dropped an amulet of mighty fists, right?
[2012-03-11 19:02:05] Aleksei\Gaia: lol
[2012-03-11 19:02:06] Aleksei\Gaia: +5
[2012-03-11 19:02:16] Aleksei\Gaia: With every elemental burst on it
[2012-03-11 19:02:18] Aleksei\Gaia: Also vorpal.
[2012-03-11 19:02:22] Bolgan: maybe a monk's robe too amirite
[2012-03-11 19:02:22] DM: I'll count it up and get back to you before next session.
[2012-03-11 19:02:33] DM: I need to grep through the log.
[2012-03-11 19:02:51] Taranis: I'll just leave the inventory with ~15 days by the rations
[2012-03-11 19:03:18] Taranis: (and the presumption we hunted on all those days)
[2012-03-11 19:04:38] Aleksei\Gaia: Alright
[2012-03-11 19:04:39] Aleksei\Gaia: bbl
[2012-03-11 19:04:45] » Aleksei\Gaia is now known as Obormot\Gaia.
[2012-03-11 19:04:51] » Aleksei is now known as Obormot.
[2012-03-11 19:06:03] DM: Let's see here.
[2012-03-11 19:06:09] DM: you started on June 4
[2012-03-11 19:06:17] DM: It is now June 26
[2012-03-11 19:06:33] DM: So over the course of this session, you spent 23 days.
[2012-03-11 19:07:03] DM: All but 1 of which were valid for survival.
[2012-03-11 19:07:18] DM: Or you can make that 24 days and hunt on all of them.
[2012-03-11 19:08:07] » The_Swamp_Witch left the chat room.
[2012-03-11 19:41:37] DM: Correction, 20 or 21 days
[2012-03-11 20:05:17] Taranis: i'll assume 20 then
[2012-03-11 20:06:02] Taranis: and I will need to know how many were in forests.
[2012-03-11 20:06:09] » Taranis is now known as PhelanArcetus.
[2012-03-11 20:25:40] DM: 2 of those were forests
[2012-03-11 20:25:48] » DM is now known as xthemage.
[2012-03-11 20:34:19] PhelanArcetus: !try 12 12 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
[2012-03-11 20:34:19] DiceBot: rolls attempts for PhelanArcetus :
[2012-03-11 20:34:19] DiceBot: 1d20 < 12 = 12 > + 12 = 24
[2012-03-11 20:34:19] DiceBot: 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 12 = 14
[2012-03-11 20:34:20] DiceBot: 1d20 < 1 = 1 > + 10 = 11
[2012-03-11 20:34:20] DiceBot: 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 10 = 28
[2012-03-11 20:34:20] DiceBot: 1d20 < 4 = 4 > + 10 = 14
[2012-03-11 20:34:20] DiceBot: 1d20 < 2 = 2 > + 10 = 12
[2012-03-11 20:34:20] DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 10 = 30
[2012-03-11 20:34:20] DiceBot: 1d20 < 16 = 16 > + 10 = 26
[2012-03-11 20:34:20] DiceBot: 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 10 = 28
[2012-03-11 20:34:20] DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 10 = 20
[2012-03-11 20:34:21] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 10 = 13
[2012-03-11 20:34:23] DiceBot: 1d20 < 10 = 10 > + 10 = 20
[2012-03-11 20:34:25] DiceBot: 1d20 < 3 = 3 > + 10 = 13
[2012-03-11 20:34:27] DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 10 = 30
[2012-03-11 20:34:29] DiceBot: 1d20 < 12 = 12 > + 10 = 22
[2012-03-11 20:34:31] DiceBot: 1d20 < 14 = 14 > + 10 = 24
[2012-03-11 20:34:33] DiceBot: 1d20 < 7 = 7 > + 10 = 17
[2012-03-11 20:34:35] DiceBot: 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 10 = 28
[2012-03-11 20:34:37] DiceBot: 1d20 < 18 = 18 > + 10 = 28
[2012-03-11 20:34:39] DiceBot: 1d20 < 20 = 20 > + 10 = 30
[2012-03-11 20:34:53] PhelanArcetus: 120 needed;
[2012-03-11 20:35:23] PhelanArcetus: !roll 6+3+1+6+3+2+6+6+6+6+2+6+2+6+6+6+4+6+6+6
[2012-03-11 20:35:24] DiceBot: rolls dice for PhelanArcetus : 6 + 3 + 1 + 6 + 3 + 2 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 2 + 6 + 2 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 4 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 95
[2012-03-11 20:35:28] PhelanArcetus: 95 supplied
[2012-03-11 20:35:56] PhelanArcetus: we're going to need to buy some more soon
[2012-03-11 20:38:54] » Trip left the chat room.
[2012-03-11 22:09:03] » Bolgan left the chat room.
[2012-03-11 22:17:35] » You are now known as Sabin.
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